My friend's corgi ate pumpkin seeds, pooped them out, and they started growing. Here she is sitting next to her work.

also available for hugelolers who want to choke themselves

Found this in the bathroom at the shooting range.

spicy

"Stop that shitposting, I mean it!"

Ironic

Dreams really do come true at Disney world

The one arcade game I could never beat

Even in here, Stormtrooper still misses!

Only in China would they name an eyewear company "Helen Keller".

There she is

New Pepsi Ad

When you high af and you tryna tie your shoe

Saw this in a parking lot... Couldn't help but laugh.

On my coworkers car, made my day

checkmate, disney

*clever title*

Living the dream

Gotta love those Amazon warehouse robots. Ordered bubble wrap. Came packaged in bubble wrap.

whoop

waddle on to the afterlife

Best friends for lyf

Chopsticks that are also a fork, in case you're not feeling too confident.

A fine *** indeed!

Glad they clarified what AF stands for

My 4-year-old son made a mousetrap.

Lets get real

Half price movie

Getting a job: 1970's vs. today

help needed

Halt..... YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP

He lays there so that I cannot leave without him knowing.

hehe

I'll have crippling osteoporosis, crippling depression and crippling debt

Don't mention it

title

When you did something wrong and tried to hide

Never try to test someone like that, It ends badly.

A Father-Son Moment

When crowd surfing goes wrong

Apply cold water to your girlfriend's face

Ok. - Rammus, 2009

asdasdasd

Fortunately autism is not inheritable

we've all come to this point

Remember kids, it's ok to like Jojo, but not too much!

Trump finally acknowledging 4chan´s efforts

even better than the original post

dreamboy

im not throwing away my virginity over something as silly as sex!

My daughter refused to pick up her toys so I threw away her floor

Know the difference, it might save your job... uhh i mean life.

Thanks man!

This is how you support a marathon

Longer Larger ...

Super Sleuth

Good O'l Days

This response to a question about cards against humanity

Foolish Jedi, Count Dooku is the ultimate warrior.

Piglet Gives Directions

Shadow Puppet Theater

This Line Painting Vehicle Knows What's Up

Helpful Advice

The safe word is "404".

Seize the means of animation

Amazing medical advances!

Wrong Number, Sorry bro...

My drunk neighbor waking up for a smoke break

Hashes to ashes, dust to dust

Because adults deserve gold stars too!

The man behind school shooting incident

there is no title

Windows has successfully installed itself 2.56 times.

electric fence

My daughter, age 5, artist and conservative

can we stop the schoolshooter memes now? they make me sad, cause i never saw one in my school laif

stock-photo love story <3

Knowing the female body.

Sign on the door of the company mailroom

Only human

Ran into my ex at Lowes

Careful horses

Shocked prisoner witnesses fellow captive eaten by his captors

Ohh yeah!

feels good

im a doctor

1 Hour Epic Orchestral Music

To all yall nude sleeper's

Yes, I'm talking to you!

No you don't!

Shooting Avoided

Michael Bay has 10+ Transformers movies in development...

At a brisk pace

Blinded by emoness

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

So much grandad-ness in one photo.

We're gonna have another boy!!!

We asked this Japanese guy if he could complete the Rubik's cube in his bar. 24 seconds later.

Things you can mount in BOTW

Sweet dreams aren't made of this