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fuggg xd

A sign I found in BC - Canada

Just me !!!

Norway is the motherland of flags

BEST XXX EVER

My 7 y/o daughter sent her younger brother to deliver a stern message.

Drumpf

The original photobomber

You knew he would outgrow you one day

#nochill

Dog love gap does exist!

see what?

tfw

When real life imitates street signage.

Belfast hotel warns Irish dancing guests against practising in elevator.

"So how was Britain?"

The Simpsons gets it right.

dxxx

Turkish strip club

Investing In The Future...

When you know your answer is wrong, but half the points are showing your work

-ism

Your societal judgements can go to hell

The most detailed online recipe...

Finals Got Me Like

This is what true love looks like

Whaats gibby thinking about?

Teletubbies In Black & White Look Like A Horror Show

Ok now switch em

My Kink

That's happened to me before as a student and that was embarrassing enough...

Cheers Bro

Good question Will

waca waca eeh eeh

Must be a stray

Australian Prime Minister Taken Hostage By Putin (2017)

WHOTOOSH

I think we should see other people

Not a feminist

idk

Cool, stone age phone cases

All too true

Lives for validation on instagram also posts poetic quotes on FB

When the only upvote is yours

So our RadioShack is closing down.

I think she will do the JOB

Hold up, what?

Ungrateful ***

Well, this is my life now.

This new security light scares me

TFW they exist.

A weeaboo love story

A bible store in Kansas has trouble understanding the meaning of this quote

awe *_*

why do title

That's how autocorrect works anyway.

What did you do!??!

hey mom

Woah, Black Betty

Jurassic Parking

MFW yet another truck drives into civilians for no apparent reason

I'm going to get drunk and watch anime

Can we agree that this is how public restrooms should be divided?

Where you live?

EInstain wollld be prodd

A white cat rolled around in sidewalk chalk.

A PSA from Smokey the Bear.

Good Old Frankie Boyle

Frasier still holds up in 2017.

The Latest Of Technology

Mixed feelings..

Thinking about buying a new truck...

Chic

Award for most creative begger goes to this man.

TIME WARP COUPLES BACK TO BACK

And your big prize is.... a Toy Yoda!

My wife surprised me with some mushroom soup!

Go home, you're drunk.

When Chewbaca and ET had a baby

That escalated quickly !

The service here is unbearable.

two-handed wanking lvl 100

Tonight my friend met Daniel Radcliffe and got him to sign something

Dream wedding

The tormented faces of off-brand Peeps

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Saw cat photobomb and thought I'd share my dog photobomb

What women are really looking for in a guy

Kids get a free six inch.

Wooeeeoooo

Mans best friend. I think not.

Found inside a local library book

What about being blue?

My new creditcard

Damnit Smokey the bear.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You're right, punctuation is key!

Credit to IG user @bigal_nyc

Stitches get snitches