Bought a new MacBook Pro, decided to put my decal on right away. I'm an idiot.

Hey, you wanna do some cleaning?

***ING NAILED IT

yes

My kids just set the new bar for laziness.

Living meme Joe

Lurker of 4 years

Happy 10k Karma to me... Happy 10k to me... And more shitposting for all of you!

*autistic screeching*

they're collectibles

real

Things where easier back then

ayyy we haven't had a tumblr like this in quite a while, have we?

no, no, i wanna sell dognuts

When lurkers find new juicy memes, but can't post them because they won't be lurkers anymore

Well done, Adidas...

Wait.... What??

Man, I was really looking for some Stuff instead...

How long?

I always thought they looked similar.

not a problem for hugelolers

Crazy fly

Don't be a p*ssy grandma

Alfred Hitch*** humour

Women are so hard to read...

Uneeka White

Spotted in Texas

Grown up problems are weird

What kind of hummingbird is this?

M'lady, are you possibly interested in...

All modern female celebrity fashion was inspired by System of a Down guitarist Daron Malakian back in 1998

Don't just stand there! bust a move!

Late entry in the "worst PR" contest...

I think I'm gonna stick to the fruit flavors.

When you can't skip an ad on youtube.

When your baby is born a Sith

When being cool didn't go the way you expected it to...

Overbooked

This isn't even my final form

Japanese fashion

Murica fuk yaaahhh

Look who's taking the picture

Im still old-skool..

When you shift into Maximum Overdrive

Opening velcro without any sound

I SAID "WARNING!!"

Trust me fam

*** you, Tammy!

Dammit, Grant.

The Coca-Cola Company's Manual. Did you just assume my taste buds?

Mark Hamill meets a new Sith Lord

Love and life

A mi alrededor son rostros conocidos

Co parenting at it's finest

Aww yiss

mmm ahh ooh haha lelo ihiii

Or get a red one

TIL my 2 year old is an adult. Thanks airline industry!

This is on my boss's desk

This is either the best idea Taco Bell ever had or it's the best idea the DEA ever had

Don't say we didn't warn you

can you guess what the witchdoctor told me

Generation gap

Wow!

Feels bad man

THWOMP!!

Af Wendershen

"...it has a lots of things"

The Fast and the Fuhrerious: The Final Solution

Did anyone say longcat?

That's my good boy.

Scooter's owner was high as...

In workspace no one can hear you reference movies on the internet

Meanwhile in Finland... When normal piss just isn't enough.

No stopping these chemtrails

United Overbooked

It's exam season and whenever I get distracted I have to contribute 1 shitpost to focus again.

Real estate so good it's B.J. Worthy

So I found behavior reports from my childhood.

Summary of the last hours on Hugelol

Mark Hamill coping with the loss of Carrie Fisher

A healty and fun vegan meal!

Name my band

This cactus went to Coachella.

I have a feeling someone got a hold of the answer key.

Organ donations

I mean, it's fine that people are Chinese but I don't think what goes on at those Pride Parades are appropriate for children

This is why you never put a bald man on the front of a newspaper

Source is One Piece

Take that, vegetarians

Accurate

Awww yiiissssss

What a time to be alive

Mario be seeing some booty. . .

It does exist.

I made a longcat

Meep Meep, Meep

The DOT of Iowa has a sense of humor.

Asian Boys Can`t Jump

Always be positive.