Opening velcro without any sound

I SAID "WARNING!!"

Trust me fam

*** you, Tammy!

Dammit, Grant.

The Coca-Cola Company's Manual. Did you just assume my taste buds?

Mark Hamill meets a new Sith Lord

Love and life

A mi alrededor son rostros conocidos

Co parenting at it's finest

Aww yiss

mmm ahh ooh haha lelo ihiii

Or get a red one

TIL my 2 year old is an adult. Thanks airline industry!

This is on my boss's desk

This is either the best idea Taco Bell ever had or it's the best idea the DEA ever had

Don't say we didn't warn you

can you guess what the witchdoctor told me

Generation gap

Wow!

Feels bad man

THWOMP!!

Af Wendershen

"...it has a lots of things"

The Fast and the Fuhrerious: The Final Solution

Did anyone say longcat?

That's my good boy.

Scooter's owner was high as...

In workspace no one can hear you reference movies on the internet

Meanwhile in Finland... When normal piss just isn't enough.

No stopping these chemtrails

United Overbooked

It's exam season and whenever I get distracted I have to contribute 1 shitpost to focus again.

Real estate so good it's B.J. Worthy

So I found behavior reports from my childhood.

Summary of the last hours on Hugelol

Mark Hamill coping with the loss of Carrie Fisher

A healty and fun vegan meal!

Name my band

This cactus went to Coachella.

I have a feeling someone got a hold of the answer key.

Organ donations

I mean, it's fine that people are Chinese but I don't think what goes on at those Pride Parades are appropriate for children

This is why you never put a bald man on the front of a newspaper

Source is One Piece

Take that, vegetarians

Accurate

Awww yiiissssss

What a time to be alive

Mario be seeing some booty. . .

It does exist.

I made a longcat

Meep Meep, Meep

The DOT of Iowa has a sense of humor.

Asian Boys Can`t Jump

Always be positive.

teh fast adn teh furryous part 69

Well, that's one way to do it...

That's the evilest thing i can imagine | Saw wifi game

Urban Dictionary Wins... again

Shit!

My sister started helping out with Sunday school at her local church. One of the kids drew this over the weekend. The assignment was to draw a picture that best represents what Easter is.

Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nanda... YO!

#FreeKekistan

Sourcery

All praise our lord, Shrulk

waiting for an hour and finding out how much your OC was worth

Wile E Kim

I never showed my wife my senior photo until way after we were married.

Front lately

True words

I guess Gabe didn't really think that one through...

Shameless repost of my doormat, which is a constant source of amusement for pizza delivery guys/gals.

rubux

its like staring into history

My 9 yr old daughter shut her middle finger in the car door, it's not broken, but the x-ray will live in infamy!

Lots of gamma rays outside today

The German language in a nutshell

Thank *** for that clarification...

Thank *** for that clarification...

Silly salad

We live in a beautiful world

There are 2 types of cats...

My friend is a Marine and a bassoonist

Human Patch 2.0

Look at me! I am lion now

Words that aren't in the dictionary but still make logical sense...

Dem moves tho

Introverts in the wild

Just made some synonym rolls

طرد الارواح من خديجة روز

The Ugly Duckling

That caption...

All y'all need Jesus

Lab manager's desk

Of course they are.

Took a photo of my buddy while he was fishing. I call this one "Damn, she found me."

Cue the cheesy porno music.

These margarine brands are getting ridiculous

"No we won't!"