#FreeKekistan

Sourcery

All praise our lord, Shrulk

waiting for an hour and finding out how much your OC was worth

Wile E Kim

I never showed my wife my senior photo until way after we were married.

Front lately

True words

I guess Gabe didn't really think that one through...

Shameless repost of my doormat, which is a constant source of amusement for pizza delivery guys/gals.

rubux

its like staring into history

My 9 yr old daughter shut her middle finger in the car door, it's not broken, but the x-ray will live in infamy!

Lots of gamma rays outside today

The German language in a nutshell

Thank *** for that clarification...

Thank *** for that clarification...

Silly salad

We live in a beautiful world

There are 2 types of cats...

My friend is a Marine and a bassoonist

Human Patch 2.0

Look at me! I am lion now

Words that aren't in the dictionary but still make logical sense...

Dem moves tho

Introverts in the wild

Just made some synonym rolls

طرد الارواح من خديجة روز

The Ugly Duckling

That caption...

All y'all need Jesus

Lab manager's desk

Of course they are.

Took a photo of my buddy while he was fishing. I call this one "Damn, she found me."

Cue the cheesy porno music.

These margarine brands are getting ridiculous

"No we won't!"

Me too thanx

如果你翻譯過，你是同性戀者。

Saw this while attending my grandmother's funeral...

Get that gay shìt outta here

Jesus surfing with his dad

I wish I was better at Minecraft...

When you have absolutely no idea what you're doing.....

IKEAs brave new butthole inspired art direction.

It's lit, fam.

title of post

Egg

Na na na na na na na na nailed it!

A letter to Michael Bay

The slide at my local zoo is a prolapsed elephant

Pringles time!

The memories...(They gave me free pizza)

Because Hooters was already taken.

probably better to just not ask

Step 1: Hunt; Step 2: ???; Step 3: Eat

Ecks dee

My money is on the chicken...

Well...thank you

Italian trees

Comment section of samurai jack video

Recently found a letter I wrote when I was seven years old. I had not yet learned to contain myself.

Fossil found! Still 80% battery left...

THX FAM

Apparently Easter was rough this year.

He has risen.

Did you know????

hit TV

Apparently there is a new choice next to a burial or cremation

Those costumes sellers in Japan

***

Oh Sir Patrick

Irrefutable proof

We were hungover as *** on Easter Sunday, our nieces thought they were hilarious.

Poor guy probably spent the past decade trying to share it but no one ever replied to his email.

The outfits and props in porn are amazing

Thinking about what kind of bleach should i drink

when the autism hits you hard

BFF

Child Predator revealed in public

You dont know the struggle

What a lousy umbrella

end cyberbullying

Happy Easter from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

Concerned Doot

Draw a Line To The Correct Answer

History of Religion

FSHSNW coming soon!

*Insert cancer emoji here*

הו, כן, השקלים שלי

Now there is wine instead of hot air in that noggin

On a scale of Mark Hammil to Slavoj Žižek

"Every email in Egypt will be deleted" Exodus 11:5

I was running low on hair ties and asked my mom if she could pick some up next time she goes to the store. She said "Clean your room, first," so I did. Touché, Mom, touché.

Pyongyang's high-rise buildings as seen from Google maps: just flimsy facades facing the highway

Cards Against Humanity got a little real at Easter dinner

Nabisco has lost its goddamn mind

Amen Jesus.

Hero Falcon saves Sleepy Squirrel from falling off deck!

Cross fit