IM FREAKING OUT SOMEONE ANSWER ME

USPS Tracking: 1) Package has left facility 2) We have no ***ing idea 3) Package delivered

nigga what

This is what my classmate Googled after the Statistics professor said "The homework was for your understanding, you don't have to turn it in today"

Dude in his 30s and also without child.

Prostrate Exam

Found this hidden gem while auditing a contract.

Found this while looking up my house on Google maps. Turns out my neighbors might not get along.

Never has there been a more Canadian news title

Found at my local Panda Express. Took me all my power not to burst out laughing in the middle of the lunch crowd xD

solved

First upload please no flame

Don't collect 200$

My dad's $686 million health insurance bill

Add alcohol, hilarity ensues.

Star Wars meets the religions of the world

Gotta love those baby boomers.

My mom photocopies recipes off of her iPad.

AMC memes ✌⊂(✰‿✰)つ✌

And that was the day that best friends were made.

Using Internet Explorer to download Chrome

Well, i haven't tested my airbags in a while...

I'd recomend a pepsi factory, you bourgeoisie swine

Yamahahahah, I wouldn't doubt that it actually went down like that

Thor or .....

Not A Human

Can't win with daughters.

The moment that both my phone and laptop are dead

Don't act like you know me

That waffle looks really dangerous. I think you should let us handle that for you.

Inspirational painting by budding 10y.o. artist. Yard Sale-$2

When the quiet papal funded kid screams DEUX ENOUGH!

get a grip of your life people

Seize the moment

Came across these creepers in the museum

We were at the zoo when my wife yelled "Look, a bobcat!"

This machine has seen some shit

I'm really sorry..

its lit fam

Naval Ships have a sense of humor

How the fυck is cyberbulling even real? Just close your eyes niga

おちんちん

The artist of this cartoon forgot an important detail about Batman's origins...

My favourite faceswap ever. In tears.

Never use google translate!

Don't do drugs kids

Watching Rugrats and I nearly choked

Emotions vs facts

Me complimenting people

10:00 take down an empire - 12:00 take a dump on the street

My dog looks like the girl from that meme

Self acceptance is important

The Church of the Flying Bowling Pin

Solar system according to flat earthers

When the priest brings out the big guns

That's my secret Cap I'm always ironically nihilistic

*knock* *knock*

NUFF SAID

Shitty deal

When your 13 year old son is clever enough to swerve his tech ban by jumping on your work laptop when you're out of the house, but not clever enough to clear his search history...

Tues-daze

no nosing

Yard Sard

The man in the middle

I feel my keyboard predictions paint me in a negative light...

Can't wait to see the new movie from Scley Ridott

Jim Carrey impressions

These senior guys ready for prom.

The Millenial Falcon

When your teenager is clueless

My girlfriend showed up to a party for my birthday dressed as me

Essential item in the "childless woman in her 30s" starter pack

When you told your grandma you bought a new car

Pub sign near me

Smart title

Best job application ever

These guys win the "recreate a childhood photo" award

Shouldn't it be Battlefront II 2 ?

Hey, can I copy your homework?

ore wa chin chin ga daisuki nandayou

Little bother

seriously, this woman is a danger to children

Popular Russian Skazka

Meanwhile, in Chicago...

They're just trying to help alleviate you of your evil.

People who hate Joposts

A normal day in the park

If You Can Read This…

You may not like it, but this is how peak performance sounds like

Thanks. --The Dept. of Redundancy Department

Jesus got rekt'd

What in ternation

So what holiday do you think this is for?

One-on-One

The day has come.

My Father-in-law is visiting France. I asked if he was blending in with the locals and he sent me these 4 pictures.

The real fast is - the world is very dark dark place

How to instantly improve any cookbook

Asssss yoooouuuu wiiiiiish...

Who actually thought this was a good idea?