Would not be my 1st choice of window

Our new freezer came with a handy guide to all the many different sounds it can make

The king of Sweden opening a new Viking museum

This guy needs better friends

Natural selection is still a thing

How to describe an adult

Unfortunate juxtaposition

I paused at the wrong moment in Moana.

The Papacy Exposed!

aaaa furgetdabouit

With these upgrades, you never stood a chance.

*** off mUh Legos Grandma

Tinder is always full of nice surprises

This is my hand, there's a joke in here somewhere... but I can't put my finger on it.

So, is this the stuff they teach at church now?

Never slept in this pot until the day I planted bulbs in it.

Irrefutable proof that Hugh Jackman is in fact immortal.

A selection of the transcript from the Apollo 11 flight.

A clever comic about vaccinations from BizarroComics.

Mary Poppins with the hot high ground

Someone submitted a giant version of the Rick and Morty butter passing robot to a BattleBots style tournament

Psychopleb

Atheists 1, Theists 0

Just chillin

If I were a plant.

The worst job on the Enterprise.

Just riiiight

The should call you "Spongebob Fancypants"

Also works for the laundromat

Krusty the clown

Gif of the DMV

All aboard B-Yacht'ch!

Ginger Awareness Week

Only seven minutes old and already fed up with life

Of course I went in for a pint!

Clever sign between a dojo and a coffee shop in my hometown.

Gotta love Bud Light

Pretty much guaranteed to crash

Breakfast for Cereal

Spread some cheese

Pew pew

Take out my phone and start blasting "Pumped up kicks" for a better atmosphere

Netflix description of Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men

Interrupting little shit

This guy is such a savage.

I see Animal Anus, anyone else?

Hello There

Finally got an answer to the age-old question.

Say NO to WAR

Got bored in physics class, so I decided to draw Venus de Milo. Now I can't stop laughing

Sad life

As I snapped the selfie, I told Samuel L. Jackson to pose how he really felt about doing these kinds of things.

The name's...

It's a struggle

When you cant remember which one was on a Spectrum so you just go all in

Who needs a standing desk when you can have a Swim Desk!

That's one fine looking ***

Found an old picture of my sister doing the original troll face circa 1988

Sorry for potato pic, but my cat just wedged herself between the window and screen. Had to share!

Thieves can't resist

I can't unsee it now

Title your shitpost

Covert operations

9am tomorrow

These cable ties came individually wrapped - all 200 of them arghhhh!

Denver's PSA campaigns give me life

A bit of the ol' Ultra Tasty Crispy.

B O I

After spending the whole presidential eletion night lurking on /pol

You are about to enter another dimension.

Columbine the prequel.

My desperate local pizza parlor

When someone posts some 9 to the Gag shit in the comment section of you post

At least they know.

Crisis averted.

"...and with a little Yellow Ochre, we'll give him a bright little smile."

Really Comcast?

This airline gets it

Yooo, they revoked his medical license

My former highschool was renovated

You dare taunt me?!

That must be some REALLY good water .

Future Me

Pin the "tail"

I think I'll get a loaf from another shop...

Selection of waiters for Oktoberfest

Always Sunny

How to get a flag

Nice guys finish last. Or do they?

Probably for the best

Burger in Slovenia. Eat it in 20 min., or pay 40 euros.

Conservatives ruined this guy

Oh Elon

Dylan you're too young for this.

No better detective

when someone on your board is using big words so you better let them know youre a Navy Seal

When the teacher says you have 5 minutes left

Salvation...

I love Archie McPhee

God spelled reverse is doG