really makes u

I am a wedding DJ. This is my coffee mug. Last night dude comes to my booth make a request and leans over mug and says "Alexa, play AC/DC" I couldn't stop laughing.

asdflol

Getting worked up about nothing

Not on my watch

Your mamas room

I nanny for an autistic boy. He offered to help me with the shopping and asked to hold the list. Nothing out the ordinary here, right guys?

Stop don't Stop!

If all of hugelol died today, the world would recover from all our shitposts in 5 years

Scale of depression

If the protagonist and antagonist were to face swap...

crippling depression

Autists are gonna autism

Assassins Eat

Got extra salt and vinegar on my fish and chips

A true visionary...

Can you hear it???

Good ol' cyanide

I don't agree, obviously. Star wars memes are a great adiction.

A beluga whale once ate me, when I was a child

damn they found out about us white supremacists

Trust in Norway

***ing bronies

One of my favorite channels from Rick and Morty's inter dimensional cable.

feeling a bit late with this one

Nobody beats Canadians in hospitality. Their trophy for female winners of their tennis open.

I lied.

Threatening Albanian sign: Pee in the river, get put on YouTube

Never skip wheels day.

Such is the life of a Minecraft let play maker

The McDonald's by my house has a new drive thru lane.

A google car and a bing car passed each other while recording

Because English is hard...

Google ain't No Snitch

Must have been a fire ant

That one friend who doesn't understand personal space

Scrubs was truly one of the best shows ever...

"Vertically Challenged"

Miracles

sMugshot of the Year Award goes to...

With all the flooding in the Midwest this week

Don't mime if I do

Smart man

And thus the yougling died.

Don't forget, you're here forever...

A summary of 4chan Politically Incorrect board, /pol/

Cease your resistance

Thanks Stalin :)

Technology never ceases to amaze me

The Tragic School Bus

Greetings

kek

Hercules can't let it go

God tier review

Just an apple juice hater

Ho ho ho hoo

Oh my god, so relatable!

Gay

TFW your son is a hugeloler

Found a black Arnold Schwarzenegger in my Psychology book today.

One will defend you, the others will try to kill you. Choose wisely.

Words of wisdom

I assembled my dog wrong.

Snitch

please help me

R.I.P.

Swoon city

We've come so far.

Looks like a good couple grams of chihuahuana to me.

One of my GF's kindergarten students added a sticker they found to their coloring book yesterday.

In regards to fyre festival

When Swedish guards forgot to lock up six inmates

Shhhh...they can't see me.

Your move Schrödinger

This is why you should always record Jeopardy

Shamo no-ok

I searched for "Maui + Dwayne Johnson", was not disappointed.

My 5 year old insisted on dressing up as groot to see the new guardians of the galaxy.

Lost as ***kkkkkkk

I think my flatmate lives in a cartoon

Philosophizing philosophy

When you shout trust fall and catch your friend off guard...

Family Friendly Bar

Every sign has a story...

Ding dong...

He really was a smooth criminal.....

Billboard at a local restaurant

Them manga eyes doe

Embarrassing.

See how you like it.

Ellen really does make dreams come true

I'm sooo old

Something, Something, Autism.

Yes... Come to the cinco de mayo side, we have tacos, a lot of tacos

be patient with me, I can only use Paint

Dude perfect's hidden episode part II

Haircut of the century !

In regards to fyre festival.

I highly doubt he is qualified, but I am willing to give him a shot

Fiancée got her Student Loan repayment email...while attending her college graduation.