Amy Schumer Steals Jokes

Library secrets

Sounds like one of us

Wen You Get To Much Sand in Your Shoes

See comments section for the truth.

It said "one size fits all" and I called bullshit... I owe cvs an apology.

First line of defense

Me after visiting 4chan for a minute

Covered

This Guy Can’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Pics

Every damn time

I hope I get taken out soon

How this design matches up.

Head phones

Monty Python Life Of Brian is still relevant today

13 reasons why I should eat more Chinese food

#mondayfeelings

Segways, crocs with socks, and pumpkin spice latte.

One of the many street easels in Portsmouth, NH

I get knocked down

probably gets mixed up a lot

Señor El Arroyo Sign; right in the feels.

Taking My Job

It only took two weeks

idk

NEVER GONNA LET IT DOWN, WILL ALWAYS RUN AWAY AND DESERT YOU!

The most prized family heirloom

That's what she said.....

Believe In Your Beauty

I feel you, Randy

dog memes that will make your day

The Marriage Question

[Happy tooting]

A normal day in Sweden

Telehubbies. My old colleague was having a BBQ with friends and his wife captured the perfect moment. Sorry Trey :)

Gotta go fast

R.I.P Canadian bathrooms

oh, sorry.

Bangs

Saw this at uni today

Relatable

My girlfriend told me I take to long in the bathroom. So this is what I came back to when I was done

Pls no ban, not real tiddies

Fresh OCs from Anakin's tears

My life

Title of your post

When you smoke before you shop

Bad Pet!

Not buying anything from this pharmacy.

I mean...unless you're into that kind of thing.

Maybe the otherkins were right all along!

I identify as...

Anon shows his story

Oh, hi Luke!

Sand

Poor guy's just looking for a spice grinder!

Makes me batshit crazy

Ass ad man

asking the real questions

[Rogered]

They've matured

Dog begs for food

Magic indeed

My sketch from high school, when I thought I was an artist

All of you know one of these people

Only the Irish it seems these days.

Essentially Covers It All

The Purple Ranger

Introducing the undisputed heavyweight champ of the world...

Heroes are human-ish too

Unexpected Item

Congratulations to France.

For those of you who've never seen a man child before

Firework

Spoiler alert : They don't

Say goodbye...

Roses are red, Violets are blue

110% OC & shitpost

Show no mercy..

Hard life

Her only fan

Autism.

Right in the Φεελς

Solo dad joke

One of my friends went on a road trip and sent me this

Looks like he had fun in the parking lot

Love and life.

Mother's Day sign at a local church

It's always unacceptable

HEY THERE!! Guess what...

Isnt the first one same as tha last one tho?

really makes u

I am a wedding DJ. This is my coffee mug. Last night dude comes to my booth make a request and leans over mug and says "Alexa, play AC/DC" I couldn't stop laughing.

asdflol

Getting worked up about nothing

Not on my watch

Your mamas room

I nanny for an autistic boy. He offered to help me with the shopping and asked to hold the list. Nothing out the ordinary here, right guys?

Stop don't Stop!

If all of hugelol died today, the world would recover from all our shitposts in 5 years