"He thinks we're here to get married, I'm just here for the pizza"

Say nibber

I'll go :)

Now that's a Mothers Day gift

When the autism doesn't kick in, but something else does

She Owned It.

Classical Dr. Dre

Childless by choice, my pro-propagating family doesn't know what to do with me. This is the gift bag I got at today's Mother's Day celebration.

You're gonna have to speak up, Clarence.

My mom has been complaining about this school picture for almost 20 years now. I decided to immortalize it for her for Mother's Day

I don't know what they are measuring but it must be pretty big

The lady ahead of me sure loves her jelly.

Annual family photo

Gee Doneland

OrIGiNaL MaYmAy

Co-worker had package dropped off at work. Couldn't resist.

Even failure had enough

facts

Agh not again!

I 'member...

Locked and Loaded

Dumpster of the Galaxy

Sure gives you them feels

Saw this license plate and spent 5 minutes speculating on why the driver might be so staunchly pro-circumcision before eventually realizing this is probably meant to be "never forsaken."

The ladies can't resist my bod.

I recently started podcasting and getting used to my voice is taking some time.

Why are you taking a picture of that?

That's good shit

Cee lo

Lube Job

WWI British lieutenant gearing up for battle, 1915

Figured id remind the world how italians do it

When you tell a girl "Happy Mother's Day" and she says I'm not a Mother.

My friend wanted her family to take her to an art museum for Mother's Day.

I'm not convinced

it happened like this

My local bar isn't ***ing around anymore

Drift Souls

Summer time is coming

9/11 was an inside job

Is the earth flat?

Yoda was probs a hugeloler

Tommy H

Cave Girl Problems

Always 2

Wars are gay

Easiest maze ever

I am bad with titles dont ya know

stupid infidels

Communism is the future

Hyet!

In fact, don't even watch the animals. It makes them nauseous.

Defying the system

RUN

Windy day in Iceland today!

Words of the Bard

best cross over

GOY!

Aaaand now we have anime

If you're feeling a little lonely

Love is love

who would win

Scooby Souls

fresh memes

At least she got the job done.

Our hero

When the Pastor asks "if anyone objects speak now or forever hold your peace"

Fight, Resist! STAND UP

Sound of Social Justice

Ouch

Forgot to reposition the camera to take a jump pic, looks like we hung ourselves

                     

Just a regular image passing through

OK, OK,I'll find him...jeez

Parents be strong!

My dream come true!!!

*** your expectations

Didn't see this coming

So, our dog met the neighbor's new kitten yesterday...

Am I Mother's Daying right?

tHiS mEme IsN't AcTuAlLy FuNny

splps

Wasting No Time At All

The reason why The Oxford comma matters.

The work of my daughter

A dog's life

Who doesn't like Beijing?

My funny side.

boi

Randy Savage

If you can think about it, don't.

Camera shutter synced with falcon's wing flapping speed.

11pm in the card aisle of the 24 hour Safeway. The night before Mother's Day

a brief period

That's a great venn diagram.

Getting old is hard young padawan

its happening

When god made me...

Babies can't refuse getting in the robot

"What day is today?" asked Pooh.