When the teacher won't let you bring your fidget spinner to class.

He already has a pipe in his pocket.

If it fits I sits. Even if it's in your pants while you pee.

Dog: Password Me: Who's a good boy? Dog:.... You may pass

Now it all makes sense

Girl power!

How I love movies

This meme needs to stop

Ironic

God did comlubine before it was cool

Hmmm not sure I trust this one...

I can't believe you've done this

knock knock

You can make a religion out of this.

But did he post it on 4chan

Weeb-o-shock

He had a feminine penis

Future Police Sketch Artist

My math teacher back at is again

when the edge is stronger than the weebness

Chick-fil-A uses only the freshest ingredients!

Cannot unsee this

/fit/izen wants to impress grills with his mighty autism

Hey guy, good recommendation for you all!

Priorities

Saw this pic making rounds on Twitter, and people actually believe it

The original fidget

That's one way to take a photo.

Same as always

Even the dices don't want me to cuddle & kiss

The Flash's origin story.

He thicc

Waited 35 minutes, I completely understand.

Ninja Warrior - take kids to work day

Archer and I are both on a rampage

I shouldn't find this funny... but I do...

Friend fell asleep studying in the library

Communism is the only weight loss program that actually works

Quality Beef vintage ad

This guy made me laugh so hard!

Sounds like a nice man

Title of your post

He decided to "switch" to a new approach

Way to go, Gary.

anon gives a lesson in medicine

It's just a 1px line

How to deal with ugly babies

Using internet advice to try and win a fight with your girlfriend

This business's sign

It makes sense

Beat the meat

You're a mean one...

Briefcase containing important lab results.

Supah Hot

cant when to breath for breakfast

Great actors stay in character.

UPS moved my potted cactus to "hide" two large packages.

Apparently, this sign was necessary

Canadian Survival

not sure if *windows sounds*

When you've had enough

We got our yearbooks today. I'm pretty sure I just witnessed the birth of a legend.

When you're reading the news coming out of the US

Being an individual is overrated

How to get a date

ha-ha *snaps fingers*

anon is lazy

gg, wp

Tonight on date line...

Choices, Choices

When you're arabic and are a big fan of peace

When mom tells me I'm a handsome young man

Black guy at a hockey game

Bikini Bottom genetics

Puppy for sale

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It make sense.

This world's broken

yay

adidas jumpsuit

Me neither Mr Dolphin, me neither

Everything's £1!

Thot

*reveals secrets to russia

Group Projects.....

Do you know why I pulled you over?

IH8PEAS

When you are just trying to get rid of all your problems

Hold My Bread

My son raking the sand off the road while wearing his brother's ski helmet.

Does this look like a game to you, mother***er?

we're all equal

Best day of my life

Fail with confidence and style

Einstein and Chaplin on each other's art.

Average day

Group Projects be like

If parrot had hands..

saw this today... had to take a photo

Well, if The Red Green Show has taught us anything...