No time is not the time for Dad jokes

Tank Girl as a toddler, I imagine.

My 7 year old brother's friend from school sent him this while he was sick

AlARM

:( Press F to pay respekts

Everyone knows it's "maymays"

hell of a shooter

Hotel Room Survey......

They have a hard time but they still do their job

Inside job?

So there is this new face mask out on the market.

Attended a friend's graduation this past weekend, almost cried after hearing this name

the overkill hypothesis: the event we deserve, but not the one we need right now

ñamñam

Tigers are smarter than they look

Hocus Potus

I hope Mike has found peace

Incest is Wincest

That is certainly one effective way to *** block..

So I hear Disney Princesses are welcome here?

Trump flew to Israel for advice

Immage of terror suspect released

Yep. It's Been That Kind of Day.

And that's why you don't leave your cat alone with the computer

Roses are red, violets are blue, no I will not share my rations with you

Who are you callin' rim head?

Field of ***s

It's more than a feeeeeliiiing (more than a feeling) ♫

Absolute Agony!

Thai Massages

I'm gonna die...NOT ME!

Good deal

Samuel L. Jackson 5

Really hooman?

Watch and learn, Larry. We're going to get the hell out of this joint.

Real Disney Princesses have multiple birds!

4 random Tibetan monks came into my drag show in Beijing after hearing music and laughter. The rest just happened naturally. The guy on the left is a natural.

What do you say when you weren't expecting a bridge to be there? ...

Friends can "save" you

Come on, Shekira

Surely this would cross everyone's mind

Progressive Engineering Black Metal

Is this meme dead yet?

She was too hungry to wait.

It's called Hide N Seek

This photo is just too memogenic

Blessedly breasted friend was excited about her new cat shirt until she realized how googly eyed she made the cat look.

I am ready to initiate self destruct sequence

The sign on this strip club

Meme Campaign

Not the Jedi way

Sometimes my best good girl looks like Ed from the Lion King.

How to win the heart of a woman

Parker next to this car today. New kind of car alarm?

Phrasing matters

Virtually every meal I've ever made

⁠

System.out.Println("Love these guys");

I saw this on a street sign by where I live

Well, this guy just did.

Ayy Lmao

They all look so familiar...

This is how we sled in Brazil

ironic

Quick poop.....

20 years of diet and exercise.

Natural ***ry

Swedish Law Makers

*Shit i can't read

Traditional Japanese breakfast...

f*ck yeah! insurance!

Must have been a wild night!

This teacher needs some help

autistic screeching

My dog stole my wife's vibrator today and is very proud of himself.

Uh..I don't think that's the right word, mate

Overwatch in a nutshell

We got donuts for my son to bring to school for his 6th birthday....

The wife's new mat

Inb4 "wish I could relate because nobody here has friends"

I just got it...

Best place to buy a house

Are you responsible?

noice

Every day on the news

This is how he sleeps on the couch. And - he only be bothered to open one eye when I said his name.

Saw this on Amazon today

Things Teachers Never Tell Us

Sometimes you just have to teach them the old fashioned way.

when your crush calls you a lifeless weeb

Cant be stumped

What I show people when they ask what Texas is like

Hippety Hoppety

Turn the volume down to park

Principal breaks up a fight

These can kill you faster than you'd think

Nice try, Hot Pockets

Who paid for this wall?

Let it go, let it go, I don't care what they're going to say...

What a pussy