To catch a criminal, you have to think like one.

New measurement for distance

What ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ Sounds Like

motivate yourself with this one secret trick

I guess they don't have the chip reader.

Mr. Steal yo phone

Took until question 9 before we realized what they were doing. Nice try kid.

I found this random bit of concrete at work?

Dave Grohl goes to confession.

My wife hired a new assistant today.

Steady slaying.

Feline bamboozle

I shall wander through this borkland

fast and the craft

Just Tales 3

Saved the planet once again

U N D E R S T A N D A B L E

Those were good times.

Make it worth while

This dog would like to speak to your manager

My favorite king of the hill moment.......

Philosophy by Jason Mewes

I hope everyone is enjoying their lazy Saturday

Are Star Wars memes still funny?

'Member the real "fake news"?

"I can't give examples of OC, because then it would cease to be OC." This is impure, but still.

My Fidget Spinner back in 1990

When the teacher asks who's presenting next

AAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shadman

yes

Best friends walk in each other's shoes.....

Lets have a blast

Photobomb Level: Bartender

When the kid you've been bullying points the gun at you and starts reciting his speech

I moved while a panoramic photo was being taken, and ended up looking like a Picasso painting.

is he's hands bigger tho

There's plenty of fish in the sea...

A sign at a doctors office.

Oh boy, the invisible jet!

Disappointed, even in death.

We have lost all of Lou's trust

ow the edge

Hsssssssss...

Marine Biology

Seen this in Iceland before boarding a ferry.

Spotted at my brother's graduation ceremony

Divorce level savage.

Interview Technique

Poor Engineers....

Well that's one way to go about it

MFW

Good first date shirt, or airtravel!

DaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaBBBBBBBBBB

Why it's good to believe in dinosaurs

You shitposted in the wrong search engine

Here's a shirt my sister bought from an Asian store... It just gets worse as it goes.

I'm in severe shortage of Skandinavian jokes

No time is not the time for Dad jokes

Tank Girl as a toddler, I imagine.

My 7 year old brother's friend from school sent him this while he was sick

AlARM

:( Press F to pay respekts

Everyone knows it's "maymays"

hell of a shooter

Hotel Room Survey......

They have a hard time but they still do their job

Inside job?

So there is this new face mask out on the market.

Attended a friend's graduation this past weekend, almost cried after hearing this name

the overkill hypothesis: the event we deserve, but not the one we need right now

ñamñam

Tigers are smarter than they look

Hocus Potus

I hope Mike has found peace

Incest is Wincest

That is certainly one effective way to *** block..

So I hear Disney Princesses are welcome here?

Trump flew to Israel for advice

Immage of terror suspect released

Yep. It's Been That Kind of Day.

And that's why you don't leave your cat alone with the computer

Roses are red, violets are blue, no I will not share my rations with you

Who are you callin' rim head?

Field of ***s

It's more than a feeeeeliiiing (more than a feeling) ♫

Absolute Agony!

Thai Massages

I'm gonna die...NOT ME!

Good deal

Samuel L. Jackson 5

Really hooman?

Watch and learn, Larry. We're going to get the hell out of this joint.

Real Disney Princesses have multiple birds!

4 random Tibetan monks came into my drag show in Beijing after hearing music and laughter. The rest just happened naturally. The guy on the left is a natural.

What do you say when you weren't expecting a bridge to be there? ...

Friends can "save" you

Come on, Shekira

Surely this would cross everyone's mind

Progressive Engineering Black Metal