Respecting women gets you laid

Pingu respects women

2018: How to weaponize mild depression that could be easily fixed by making a little effort

Old testament

They Actually Remembered

The first turn

Hoe be gone

     

All your lightsaber are belong to me

Gone but not forgotten.

Don't hurt yourself... but if you do, make sure we laugh at you.

Mortgage Freeman

I need a new shower curtain, guess I'll just google "awesome shower curtain"

I ordered pizza and asked for a giraffe, but got a meme.

The stalls won't unlock unless....

My Nephew looks like an 18 month old and a 46 year old insurance salesman at the same time.

what Canadians do in their free time

The only appropriate sticker for this car.

1987: In 30 years I believe humanity will achieve flying cars, hoverboards and world peace. 2017:

My wife made "1" cookies for our 1 year olds birthday.. I don't think they came out right

A rose is not a good symbol for love.

Playing with Siri can sometimes be dangerous.

Let me respect you bit©h

The ultimate soldier...

IRL Scoreboard

"I have a drinking problem"

when your pastor is savage af

And I would have gotten away with it, if werent for your critical thinking

saturday is for

He brought some ;)

Things getting out of hand

Oh Walmart

Wrapping paper sales

Would you trust this sign?

Orthodox chews

Just in case I needed a reminder that I was in a Walmart.

L E T M E D I E T W I C E

For the bois

much drunk. many spin....

Planning a robbery, what shoes do you buy?

This was on a door at my university

They're good at what they do

Oh dayum

Shopping Centre, Liverpool, England.

Watch out for this wild one!

Batman and Superman were hanging out, one fine day

For all my fashion-conscious first responders, I present to you... the tactical fire romper

More trees, less...

When your blind dog begs for food....

These girls don't mess around.

After finally picking out a card I remembered I was heading to a birthday party for a 1 year old.

The most interesting yard sale in the world

Well, there goes your your chance.

I always need reminding

This senior quote

They're thick

kek

Five tips for a woman...

Fat camp....

Gondor calls for aid

Just now noticing this after living here for over a year

Oh Bill :P

std::cout<<"rekt";

favorite sport

╭∩╮ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ╭∩╮ I'm blind, I dunno what I pasted there....

Sorry for low picture quality.

Shrekt

Bravest kid in Argentina.

(▰◡▰) That's where you're wrong kiddo

Autism

Memorial Day BBQ

The best license plate ever

What's the name of this song?

Oh boy here comes my solo

I think my brother has a problem...

We all have that one uncle..

Shame overtook him

I was at dominos and i saw this:

"Pleased to meet you my good Man, I am Dog"

Thanks for the suggestion Google.....

Could finally afford a house with a French style garden!

They gonna choo-choo all night!

Pro Gamer!

"Why is your brother at the arcade taking pictures with random strangers?"

Propably the worst spot to put the writers name.

This is the only mey mey I can make in paint, please let me have it

This bookclub must be amazing

That sounds familiar

redundant title. breaking news.

"its my first time"

Degenerates be like

Paint > photoshop

capitalist pigs

wait for it

Phoenix Comicon had a mass shooter scare and banned prop weapons. Ban be damned!

My favorite Parks and Rec moment

kys.exe

At least it wasn't phallusroaches

Be careful who you call ugly in school!

HA HA *snaps fingers