My friend sent me this while at the DMV. This guy got fed up with waiting so he ordered a pizza.

I'm nothing without my coffee

A local artist hand paints boat names, he does it for free if you let him name the boat. Here is one of his freebies.

Wedding photo goals

They should have seen this coming

I hope he dies from climate change tho

Who knew toilets could be so specific?

Double standards....

This cafe near me has slightly odd business hours

MFW someone says traps arent gay

For Whiterun!

Are you beach body ready?

Dumbass pulling out on wrong thing

reeeeeee

This is a hospital

gina

I need a doctor

Watching a Live Stream

Kittler

better than xanax

Good heart is all that matters

Something looks a little off..

Gisus

She's a tough broad.

Thesaurus.

These guys sit at this table every morning. The restaurant owners made this sign to claim the table for them.

Smells like POTUS spirit

We saw this while out walking

404, and nothing more.

Saw this sign at my new workplace. I think I found where I belong

This can't just be a coincidence, can it?

bad boy

Frogs taking Uber

Getting laid is hard work for guys in any species.

Let's go bois

Positively

"Sometimes I miss N... no, not even here"

100

About time!

Classic Mr. Bean

Meanwhile, away from middle earth political memes

Somebody made a financial decision here.

Is this cut with something? Why is it brown?

A modest reward.

"I want her to be a princess... no, no he has to be a farmer are you daft ? "

When you had enough...

A change up

What Kind of Turtle is This?

Maybe it's a pokemon thing?

The Greatest Lie Ever Told

This eight-year-old is going places

Pizza Time

That Smurf knows what's up.

the last lunch of high school

Couldn't resist. Hail Dickspud!

The proper way to make Kale.

Retro gear.

He's not wrong you know

So the 2 year old is potty training and this is what the 10 year old comes up with. "It's a trophy for when he is all trained."

New dickshit gym gear

My husband asked me to get him some Archer Farms trail mix. Now I know how you guys feel when we ask you to pick up tampons. My sincerest apologies.

Batman reveals his true name

This is a private sign.

And the award for the best lifeguard goes to...

Where do you see yourself in ten years?

When your party is a Monk, Cleric, Bard, & Ranger

Keep the Spice Girls away from Richard

Reasons Guys Want to Lose Weight

Accurate. Very very accurate

do you play gta

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Mr Clean The Bodies

My wife's rat dog doesn't let me poop in peace

Nailed It

I ordered a 3d printer today. These were the shipping choices.

For those who love open source browsers...

Consistency is a funny thing.

Putin > Trump

#prayforGondor

This needs to stop, love not hate

my sides being destroyed (circa 2016)

I surprised her by taking her to where we first met!

SCH QPA

My kid created what I thought was an angry-rage-boner-poop-fly guy...

It's Rover , Raggy...

This is an amazing show.

surprise...

Have you come out to your family as OP?

This was at my college library entrance.

"OP, are you a fag?" - "Uhhhhh..."

Some objects must remain objects

In regard to sexism, Batman is spot on.

We are Sikh and tired.

When a train breaks down in Australia

Water tower painters decided to stop painting for the day in Sussex, WI.

--covfefe--

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665+1

what a woman

A seal with a data-logger on its head.....