Today is my daughter's service dog's birthday.

Always listen to your local Pastor

this was a real question on one of my exams...

I'm gonna need to see that ID just to be sure

Success

You make my heart go...

Respective Religions

DMX Fire Safety Flowchart. Just incase.

Waiting in the TSA lines is becoming ridiculous

Dear autocorrect...

Moved from a major southern city to a small town in Northern Michigan

Damn squirrel birds!

A little too much with the T's

Pocahontas

The tiles are in reverse order tho

Cmon Angus

23-19, we got a 23-19!

tricks of the trade, super hush hush, best keep it to yourself

How To Rob A Bank ft. Key and Peele

get zucc'd

Times have changed

Yo yo yo Mr.White! I think I found a dope spot ***!

18 Dollars.

Oh ok, nvm then I guess

Wanna play?

Shitposts Daily

cracking open a cold one with the good bois

A grand total of $1,000/day

Accidentally broke its nest in a pallet with the forklift . It has been staring at me like this for four hours now and hasn't moved or blinked.

Just found out I'm on the wall at work.

R. I. P ps3...

Everyday we get closer to God.

how to get wood minecraft tutorial

The horse moved as I was taking a panorama. I present you: the horsetaur. Half horse, half another horse.

What if?

Red Dwarf traffic cone

Is pepsi okay?

You can almost see the soul leaving the body.

haha yes lets go

Spent the day in China as a celebrity

Step 1: Get Old Shitty Clothes. Step 2: ??? Step 3: $53 Million Debt

A N G E R Y

Broad City speaking the truth

So Many Families Could Be Destroyed By This Secret

pL0t tw!$T

The show was lit

Jesus checking if the Facebook photo has enough likes to save the sick child

Best book title ever?

Ingenious

dont act like this wasn't you at some point...

When I'm drunk,

Superstition among Slavs...

no im not shitposting to make up for the loss of virtual points with no value, why do you ask?

yes

I hate that moment

Blue Steel.......

Cold one with dad

Best senior quote and picture in my yearbook

If you are are having a bad day just think about this poor soul

Shitposts Daily

ya_boi_dwight

Tennoheika Banzai

Thanksgivings

ahmed is that you haha

D & D

Forgets to put tongue away

Overcrowding in British prisons

Caught in the right moment

Petunias? Really?

Be careful he bites

My friend wasn't having any luck on Tinder until he updated his pictures.

Kohls does what?

An epic battle of wills is playing out in my parents new neighborhood.

yor a gizzard larry

Fake girlfriend

This poster was in the men's washroom at a dog cafe

Me: "So if the earth is flat, how does the whole moon thing work?" Flat earthers:

A rare sight to see.

I... Need, to get my eyes, looked at.

This guy's cover photo

'd forgive him

Learn fast die fast

A Surprising Revelation

I won tonight's game. Thanks Pepsi.

What happened to the peach?

This is how my family think websites are made

Neighbor kid put this letter in my mailbox, I'm tempted to do it

A plane, nearly finished with mitosis

Are we still doing phrasing?

Good idea, sign.

Lava > floor > me

*** winter I do what I want

"Karen, sweetie, I think you've had enough"

Well at least the throw was strong

If Video Games Have Taught Me Anything, This Fridge Has Some Items to Sell Me

My fiancee decided to cross-stitch this quote from her friend on a pillow.

Teenage son not impressed with my new headphones

Apparently she doesn't like the new brand of cat food

NOW HIRING! Generic Father Figure

the lords work