Scheming ***s

My favorite pear of socks

memes that get you banned from harvard #4

Feels bad man...

Valuable life advice

Coming soon to a theater near you

this show is terrible

This girl's senior quote from the school my sister teaches at

Every American thinks of this....

This app description is amusing.

Intelligent design

All hail Ser Roy Larner of House Millwall, First of His Name, the Lion of London Bridge, the Fearless, and Puncher of Terrorists

The most important labels in a hospital.

My 2D puppy

Graduating after six years of tiring residency

Did you hear about the iMac Pro?

Ruthless Parking Attendant....don't mess with him!

old in an instant...

Father's pride knows no bound :)

Hooman, what the ***

There's something odd about the guy on my pizza box

This Is The Worst Kind of Discrimination, The Kind Against Me.

Am i too late?

13 Reasons Why deleted scene

I changed my coworker's email alert sound and shut off the desktop pop up. He doesn't know what's happening.

accidents happen

Mom: "Have you got something nice to wear on your date tonight?" Me: "Mom, I'm grown, I know what I'm doing"

All dogs that cant fit in a bag are banned from the NY subway

This chair be like, "damn girl, come sit your fine ass over here"

Say my name

Yeah, I know... I am a good boy!

This is all just a MOOt point. (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

Mistur Wordu-waidu des

***Acola

I've never been more disappointed in an event.

No wonder this priest is so popular with the youth

>when you dont want to say hello to some normies so you spend the rest of your life faking blindness

Oh. right. up it is.

Mr Worldwide

John Mulaney

Crack > cold one

the memes did me in

Maybe a tad late.

It feels like you don't carrot all.

Too soon

>8-(

rip earth

Just Smile

Ray Mysterio

When your stargazing in a big city.

50 shades of meme

Jesus Vs surgeon

and Batmans is pretty much a Feudal Lord

zoinked

Automatic Distance Control Advertising

Pets are the best

Asians are very innovative.

My Sister sent me this at her high school graduation...

Well

If an alien wore a hat

and isnt it ironic?

Mess with crabbo, you get stabbo

I understand him

Jerry Seinfeld has totally evolved into Gilbert Goddfried...

Guess I'll canvass somewhere else

Communism yes

once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

It's summertime!

When you finnaly finished downloading a game but it already has an update

She is a goddess to me...

SAVAGERY

They repainted the lines in the back lot of our high school this weekend. Maybe we should invite them to sit in on a few classes.

The street name is 'Rucker' but the sign says otherwise!

The screen at a McDonald's froze at the perfect time...

Throwback to a simpler time

Typical Florida Uber Passenger

chill the f*ck out bro

You need to step up your game Lads and Lassies.

scandalous

Somebody's New To Tagging

Father...

but did he catch the charizard?

i'll always have a bag of these on hand

He protects his friend all the time...

He was allowed to wear this to school if it was taken off before pictures...that didn't happen

Well, at least they know.

Spotted on a tram in Amsterdam

She's going to eat a ***ing baby, that's what she's going to do

Chicken shaming is hilarious

Guy I went to lunch with tips like this...

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

Starting a cold one with the boys

a real princess

My family played bingo during my brother's graduation to pass the time.

My Eyes are up!

I was just curious because I'd never seen one. So I googled it. This was the first result...

Excuse me sir. I, uh- I'm not sure how to tell you this, but your mustache seems to be sliding down your face.

Signed, patient neighbor who is no longer patient.

what summer BBQs are like when you're 27, single and male

Less powerful