Make yourself scarce

Maybe they haven't seen the movie yet..

Yo it's legal in Japan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stumbled across a true poet in my hometown the other day.

Adapting.

In Case of Terrorist Attack

There are 3 types of men

When you get drunk enough to finally start believing in yourself

Disney rejected my storyboard...

Low Miles?

I love you daddy <3

understandable

MS Paint Skills

Sirs Patrick McKellan & Ian Stewart

Holding babies

shit

That's kinda understandable I guess.

To Infiniti!

Am I right ladies ?

Time well invested

Quantum Futurama

No hope for England Team

How we heat up burritos for lunch in Arizona

I fall short on this type of humor

dropin that capitalism hard

hope he cheers up soon

Back from a long trip guys, but I'm here to shistpost now!

Relatable

I'm sorry, the what?

Just like the simulations

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A: Could you give us a demonstration? B: I just did

Can you smell what the Wok is cooking?

Today I'm feeling

I see a guy smoking on his back with a hard on!

"Hey have you seen the cat? I want to play!"

They just signed the lease at the new office and sent around the CAD layout of the build...I did a few upgrades for my desk.

A very regrettable corporate tie-in

Selfie vs. someone taking a pic of you

These guys photobombing a couples photo shoot

Senior footballer

A funny sign I saw at my local diner

When i saw this photo, i felt happy and couldn't stop smilling. Life has much happy.

Children's programming

One of the lesser known beauty pageant awards...

Who wore it better ?

Choose life

What a Slutty Crisp

I'm walking on sunshine

I love you son.

Hammers

A universal truth

I'd love to chat,but I moustache...

Spirit animal

When you see reviews for the new Mummy.

Can't wait for the next major tragedy!

Profits are a hell of a drug!

What did you get for number 7?

Unrekt

I haven't been out for 7 weeks.

Hagrid: but Harry do you know how to fly an airplane? Harry: bruh, I can fly with a car.

ayy lmao

Bring Your Child to Work

Chapstick life cycle

Jar Jar is Bob Marley from a different universe

Unrealistic standards

Here

I get it.

I was at a buddies house, and I needed to go to the bathroom. I found this in his sink.

Chivalry isn't dead

I'll take one of each

They will give anyone a drivers license these days

Melon Collie

Dublin, Ireland :)...

OkCupid putting it's foot down.

Gracias

Most realistic one I've seen yet!

they have big fallases

What do you even do all day?

A picture's worth a thousand words

Forgot to write "Getting cancer from reposts"

Taco Emergency

"Further than any Ohioan in history." What a trophy!

Poor Nana

Everyone has their fetish

Sorry

Honest Interiew

Internship Season

Welcome to silver!

She'll teach you the right way.

Not sure if this is a rape post

Y O U R M O M

Shrek-sama

Ramabam

Swim suit that looks like the 90's cup.

Introvert level = Expert

Energy Australia was unable to read your meter

This Hoodie’s Tag Has Life Instructions and more

When you have eliminated the unfunny, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the joke.

You vs you can read that shit on your own