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A: Could you give us a demonstration? B: I just did

Can you smell what the Wok is cooking?

Today I'm feeling

I see a guy smoking on his back with a hard on!

"Hey have you seen the cat? I want to play!"

They just signed the lease at the new office and sent around the CAD layout of the build...I did a few upgrades for my desk.

A very regrettable corporate tie-in

Selfie vs. someone taking a pic of you

These guys photobombing a couples photo shoot

Senior footballer

A funny sign I saw at my local diner

When i saw this photo, i felt happy and couldn't stop smilling. Life has much happy.

Children's programming

One of the lesser known beauty pageant awards...

Who wore it better ?

Choose life

What a Slutty Crisp

I'm walking on sunshine

I love you son.

Hammers

A universal truth

I'd love to chat,but I moustache...

Spirit animal

When you see reviews for the new Mummy.

Can't wait for the next major tragedy!

Profits are a hell of a drug!

What did you get for number 7?

Unrekt

I haven't been out for 7 weeks.

Hagrid: but Harry do you know how to fly an airplane? Harry: bruh, I can fly with a car.

ayy lmao

Bring Your Child to Work

Chapstick life cycle

Jar Jar is Bob Marley from a different universe

Unrealistic standards

Here

I get it.

I was at a buddies house, and I needed to go to the bathroom. I found this in his sink.

Chivalry isn't dead

I'll take one of each

They will give anyone a drivers license these days

Melon Collie

Dublin, Ireland :)...

OkCupid putting it's foot down.

Gracias

Most realistic one I've seen yet!

they have big fallases

What do you even do all day?

A picture's worth a thousand words

Forgot to write "Getting cancer from reposts"

Taco Emergency

"Further than any Ohioan in history." What a trophy!

Poor Nana

Everyone has their fetish

Sorry

Honest Interiew

Internship Season

Welcome to silver!

She'll teach you the right way.

Not sure if this is a rape post

Y O U R M O M

Shrek-sama

Ramabam

Swim suit that looks like the 90's cup.

Introvert level = Expert

Energy Australia was unable to read your meter

This Hoodie’s Tag Has Life Instructions and more

When you have eliminated the unfunny, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the joke.

You vs you can read that shit on your own

No drama

NASA Discovers Origin of Moon Craters

Posing With Sculpture

I look over and my wife is eating cheetos with tongs so she doesn't get her hands cheesy. She is a genius and I fell more in love with her

memes that get you banned from harvard #3

Susan misses the point

I'm glad someone finally did something

mess with the pupper you get lead for supper

Google is a straight shooter.

god spelled backwards is dog

Jack Black tries to get in shape

Ahhh... The modern day Romeo and Juliet

memes that get you banned from harvard #2

I went on a hike in Norway expecting a great view... Reality can be a real *** sometimes

That you cannot undo...

this is where I live, you guys can visit anytime

Man bun vs mullet

Deus vultus phallus

Scheming ***s

My favorite pear of socks

memes that get you banned from harvard #4

Feels bad man...

Valuable life advice

Coming soon to a theater near you

this show is terrible

This girl's senior quote from the school my sister teaches at

Every American thinks of this....

This app description is amusing.

Intelligent design

All hail Ser Roy Larner of House Millwall, First of His Name, the Lion of London Bridge, the Fearless, and Puncher of Terrorists