Why is she mad?

They know what they did.

For your shitpost of the day

Durex would like to wish you a happy Father's Day.

Sending my wife subtle hints

"They did the math"

"Alright guys- you know the drill"

This is actually a proven method

I guess you could say that I've worn out my welcome

Lock me up, I did all of the things

Happy Father's Day to all the superhero dads!!

Full time teacher, part time roller

With Fathers Day quickly approaching, a salute to those men who sacrificed much for this moment.

Robot Religion.....

What fatherhood looks like. Putting a shoe on a 2yo. Happy Father's Day

That isn't normal....

Good mom :)

Thanks mom

When you are the only upvoter on your post.

When creekwater is bae

But unlike yours, his life at least has a potential to become good

If any of you ask 'Sauce' I'll cut you

NBA mascot vs Dad

My work place bathroom doesn't have toilet paper and somebody put this..

Just trying to warn you guys

the manager can eat a bag of dicks!

This kids GoodBurger Cosplay is perfect.

This cat looks like Ron Perlman

My relationship status

Well, that's all the excuse I need to eat dog.

I never noticed that!

Drivers take a minute to admire nature at its finest

Saw this guy on the beach with a metal detector. He said his grandkids bought him this shirt

They're supposed to be diaper pins...

feelsbadman

Detour time

I was wondering if their donuts were any good...Sign says it all.

My dog sneezed mid picture...

I will you good luck

both

My mom tried to prank the cat. He is way too smart to fall for that shit.

Oh gee I wonder why

works every time

Oh snappa

Damn right

Mario VS Bowser, under the sink

Build a wall?

The police in

100% effective birth control

BLAH-BLAH-BLAH !!!

"The Doctor" is the smartest person I know.

Everybody is a gamer now

Someone has a Shakespearean sense of humor..

McDonald's Wanted to Know why I Wouldn't Recommend Them

M&M advertising is pretty messed up if you think about it

EVERYONE!

Apparently, the best Star Wars prequel was only released in China

What is your favorite food?

The founders of Whole Foods look like modern day hipster who would shop there.

Russian Special Police Force "OMOH" in mirror

Shots fired, shots returned.

Welcome Sign for Approaching Bible Thumpers

The Holy Book

Have you seen this dog?

Maybe Ralph isn't actually Chief Wiggum's

In the town that I live in, people paint rocks and hide them for others to find. My son found this one yesterday.

Wouldst thou rise???

Just IT humor

All that extra dough.

We have all been there before

Face Cover

best graffiti ever found

Season 9 coming soon : The sweet release.

Got a bonus photo from Walmart. You sir just made the fridge.

#jesus #birth

u wot mVIII

Well, I guess that's a theory...

Troy confesses

Perfect

Face-swapping at its best..

What doesn't kill you...

Stealing a bike in Canada

I bought my cat the legal title of a Lord and one square foot of land over which he may rule. His Lordship remains unimpressed.

Family Moments...

A long time ago, Shango the gorilla got into fisticuffs with another gorilla; left him with a severed tendon where he looks like he permanently dgaf

Not clear!

A reason not to sleep with your Pokémon.

Well happy Friday to you too..... Shit!

Metric vs imperial

Katman's wet dream

Just to sum it up

when other Churches shits on your beliefs, christian science society pisses on it.

"NO".

Someone's an ass-man now

Girlfriends uncle is getting married. It's his 3rd marriage, and his family all bought themselves new toasters and gave the newlyweds all their old toasters.

If you turn around pictures of bats hanging they look all gangsta

When you are a motorbike deep down

what you think summer is going to be like

How the Whole Foods/Amazon deal actually went down.

When you jack off and don't clean in months.