Soft boiled pasta

crawlinginmyskin.png

You can't stop yourself

Don't go outside.

Made this and taped it to my desk at my old job. My boss wasn't amused, but all my coworkers wanted one of their own.

That's too many cats...

The new Transformers movie should be interesting.

Who X-actly?

The fight of the century

Same

Delta in the streets, United in the sheets

This means you have won

Goodbye Ohio

Cultural appropriation is a severe problem

This is what happens when your boat trailer gets rear ended.

The ultimate curse

When you ask your gf to name the boat.

If electricity was human made...

To be fair, that's exactly why I freak out if you double dip a chip

Great music video.

Somebody call Flo

He exists !

He's gonna be all right.

Trying to talk to your fat friend

Saw this at a flea market in Arkansas.

Shampoo.

***face

Security Vs...

BLM in a nutshell

We need the expert

Unnecessary quotation marks on a marked police car

Don't hesitate when telling David your name...

My friends came home to this note from her dog walker

PLEEEEASE!!

Smartphones

/tv/ has a very particular set of skills...

Animu ascension

Summer in London.

goals

Heist of the year

A difficult choice

Brilliant sewage company slogan.

Wi-fi networks at my apartment complex

Hot enough to ACTUALLY try baking cookies on your dash in Phoenix today

Poor horse

Lance Armstrog

not sure

the reason why I prefer sneak attacks

You will gain 50 Windows XP. Take Clippy with you.

Yamero you baka weeb

How does this person look young/old and like a woman/man at the same damn time?

when did you decide to be gay

Having a monster truck was fun until it needed new tires...

Astronauts describing what life is like in outer space

Facts

How do i play a balloon?

OPIUM

My new favorite birthday card

Your dad is right

Metastasis

So my wife said some guy works at the salon and does her toenails. She didn't mention that he was packin' heat.

It was hot as balls today

Eren Jayger

The more you look, the worse it gets

Went up hiking at my local ski resort during the off season and found 5 gopros that people lost in the snow!

So, where exactly do I buy this?

Am I the only one who immediately thought of this?

Perfectly placed ad

Mother-in-law gave us this at our baby shower. I made it better.

Do vegans only eat the green m&m's?

I feel like these two signs are related.

Sad votes only

Some conversational tricks

Shitposts

It's just girl stuff

Bubba tells Forest about taxes

I think my bananas made a suicide pack last night.

I sure do want this surprise!!

When you're not the cutest but still good in bed

If only there was a way to make it fit

Peppa Pig is getting dark ☠️

Best Fathers Day Ever

Can your choir get any better than this.

vegan slaughterhouse

THOT patrol

WWWRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Proper use of meme

I can hear this picture.

respect

DIY : Cheap pool for a summer's day.

Mediocre Father's Day Card

The start of an amazing adventure

Told my girlfriend I wanted one, don't know why she looked so disgusted.

McGregor & Mayweather preparing for their upcoming fight.

100%earape

is this meme still alive?

"she is 1000 years old so she is technically legal"

Sector Is Clear...

My local zoo got a new exhibit

#vanlife