goals

Heist of the year

A difficult choice

Brilliant sewage company slogan.

Wi-fi networks at my apartment complex

Hot enough to ACTUALLY try baking cookies on your dash in Phoenix today

Poor horse

Lance Armstrog

not sure

the reason why I prefer sneak attacks

You will gain 50 Windows XP. Take Clippy with you.

Yamero you baka weeb

How does this person look young/old and like a woman/man at the same damn time?

when did you decide to be gay

Having a monster truck was fun until it needed new tires...

Astronauts describing what life is like in outer space

Facts

How do i play a balloon?

OPIUM

My new favorite birthday card

Your dad is right

Metastasis

So my wife said some guy works at the salon and does her toenails. She didn't mention that he was packin' heat.

It was hot as balls today

Eren Jayger

The more you look, the worse it gets

Went up hiking at my local ski resort during the off season and found 5 gopros that people lost in the snow!

So, where exactly do I buy this?

Am I the only one who immediately thought of this?

Perfectly placed ad

Mother-in-law gave us this at our baby shower. I made it better.

Do vegans only eat the green m&m's?

I feel like these two signs are related.

Sad votes only

Some conversational tricks

Shitposts

It's just girl stuff

Bubba tells Forest about taxes

I think my bananas made a suicide pack last night.

I sure do want this surprise!!

When you're not the cutest but still good in bed

If only there was a way to make it fit

Peppa Pig is getting dark ☠️

Best Fathers Day Ever

Can your choir get any better than this.

vegan slaughterhouse

THOT patrol

WWWRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Proper use of meme

I can hear this picture.

respect

DIY : Cheap pool for a summer's day.

Mediocre Father's Day Card

The start of an amazing adventure

Told my girlfriend I wanted one, don't know why she looked so disgusted.

McGregor & Mayweather preparing for their upcoming fight.

100%earape

is this meme still alive?

"she is 1000 years old so she is technically legal"

Sector Is Clear...

My local zoo got a new exhibit

#vanlife

Correlation

I don't think my son realizes how much Call of Duty I've played

And...?

Me las vas a pagar maldita deificacion humana

For some reason, I feel like we can all relate.

"Psst... Hey kid... Wanna stop?"

I wonder...

I feel like I'm a confident dude, but one day I hope to be "Snoop Dogg wearing 27% of a hoodie" confident.

Wenches beware!

My TV is getting very intense and deep....

He's only gone and done it

My son on his first fishing trip with his uncle

When your parents try out Skype for the first time

When you have a public appearance at 10 but you also got mauled by a bear at 9.

Some advice from this yellow sign

My friends and I talk a lot of smack before we play squash. Today after I won, they recieved these.

fuk friends, amirite

Left this douche a note the other day.

Cheerio Stacking

Use the Barron memes before the normies ruin it

I know a few guys like that...

How to include everyone in the picture.

"For the glory of Satan"

And another one

THICCCCCC

PeRhApS

Watching hoes fight is happiness

mature adults

it was definitely worth having 5-digit debt

Shave me

knotty girl

Wet

i choose yes

"Good morning. Could you direct me to the toilet? I seem to have soiled myself"

Just. Act. Natural.

I never thought I'd see the day.

Whenever vacuum is turned on, they huddle together like...

My kid marked all of my one dollar bills to see if the tooth fairy is fake