Why I don't eat lobster

What do You think Janet ?

CVS is catching on

A bunny witnessing an attempted murder

Keep it real, banana pepper guy

Pick your gender filthy goy

After years of acting classes, listening to mentors, and dedicating himself to his craft, David finally got credited in a tv role

A reminder about firework videos...

Unstoppable

A great story

Only a matter of time...

"I'm a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order"

At least someone is happy to see me

Hungry at the zoo be like

Computer humor

The Ultimate What Are Thoooose.

Your mom is one of the cool ones!

A Salt Rifle.

Meaningful tattoos

Lecture Circuit

Ron Perlman

Sassy Hawk is not taking your bs anymore.

Stupid real life!

My daughter was crying because she didn't behave well enough to do fireworks tonight and she buried her face in this pillow. This is how it looked when she lifted her head.

Woo! Definitely going to that bar-oh wait...

Demonstration for co-workers

When I try to bake

Our parents like to dress up to welcome people home...my sister just got back from a trip to Morocco.

My niece got to go to Menards for her third birthday....she loves Menards.

Got protection?

How to avoid sunburns

Jet Fuel

Born and raised with love

Poor Placement

These Glastonbury flags are hilarious

The future is now

It's too easy making these of you James

gurl whoot!

The future is always now

Death is a mercy, and I have enough mercy to go around.

On point

an old one

Am I over the line??

it's all downhill from here

Stefan is the only god I know

in reference to my last post.

Almost got kicked out of the National Museum of the Philippines for this pic.

So motivating

better g@y than 9g@ger

We all need some Jezus

Carrie Fisher asked about Finn and Poe

I see your Cinnamon roll cat and raise you dick dog

Only the finest of Artesian spring waters.

Your moms Maxi Pads are in stock at Sams

There is no Wendy, only Zuul.

I just saw Denzel Washington in Times Square! I told him that he was fantastic in Snakes On A Plane! He refused to take a picture with me and called me a racist motherf**ker. Haha classic Denzel.

What Mosquitos Learn At School

My boss told me she left something special on my desk, and that it would be the "highlight of my day"

you wouldn't steal a meme

Number 1

:'(

Some birds sent a strong message to a coworker

We can

20 Years Difference

My friend is doing work in somones house. Their cat is following him and creeping him out.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yOu wOuLdn'T StEAl a mEmE

yessss

She's making the ultimate sacrifice

When your pens start talking to you

Caaaaaaaaaaan do

Out Walken...

Employees in I.T. always get crap

The smell of freedom

Get Served

Something to keep in mind this Fourth of July weekend!

He isn't allowed on a bed. When I walked in, he rolled off and acted casual.

This is bananas

Acceptable

Thanks Human!

Turkey Club

Πετρέλαιο

But in all seriousness, congrats to Germany!

Excuse you

Sometimes success is not in the destiny!

How long it takes to complete a task

on a scale of 1 to SAVAGE

Bepis

When firefighters learn to program the sign in front of the police station

Never trust Google translate

It'll make you Squirtle

Boy, buzzfeed is really running out of ideas.

Thanks for 100 Posts

Accidental 3D

Thotblock

I see your edgy distracted driving signs from Tulsa, and I raise you Chicago

Who wants to hear a symphony?

Police respond to a code 241

will u?

H1g