gurl whoot!

The future is always now

Death is a mercy, and I have enough mercy to go around.

On point

an old one

Am I over the line??

it's all downhill from here

Stefan is the only god I know

in reference to my last post.

Almost got kicked out of the National Museum of the Philippines for this pic.

So motivating

better g@y than 9g@ger

We all need some Jezus

Carrie Fisher asked about Finn and Poe

I see your Cinnamon roll cat and raise you dick dog

Only the finest of Artesian spring waters.

Your moms Maxi Pads are in stock at Sams

There is no Wendy, only Zuul.

I just saw Denzel Washington in Times Square! I told him that he was fantastic in Snakes On A Plane! He refused to take a picture with me and called me a racist motherf**ker. Haha classic Denzel.

What Mosquitos Learn At School

My boss told me she left something special on my desk, and that it would be the "highlight of my day"

you wouldn't steal a meme

Number 1

:'(

Some birds sent a strong message to a coworker

We can

20 Years Difference

My friend is doing work in somones house. Their cat is following him and creeping him out.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yOu wOuLdn'T StEAl a mEmE

yessss

She's making the ultimate sacrifice

When your pens start talking to you

Caaaaaaaaaaan do

Out Walken...

Employees in I.T. always get crap

The smell of freedom

Get Served

Something to keep in mind this Fourth of July weekend!

He isn't allowed on a bed. When I walked in, he rolled off and acted casual.

This is bananas

Acceptable

Thanks Human!

Turkey Club

Πετρέλαιο

But in all seriousness, congrats to Germany!

Excuse you

Sometimes success is not in the destiny!

How long it takes to complete a task

on a scale of 1 to SAVAGE

Bepis

When firefighters learn to program the sign in front of the police station

Never trust Google translate

It'll make you Squirtle

Boy, buzzfeed is really running out of ideas.

Thanks for 100 Posts

Accidental 3D

Thotblock

I see your edgy distracted driving signs from Tulsa, and I raise you Chicago

Who wants to hear a symphony?

Police respond to a code 241

will u?

H1g

Supplies for hard-core catholics...

The beast inside

Scooby Doo

The Cold War in a nutshell.

>;)

Oh well. Have to deal with it

Vital city service in downtown Portland.

Saw this at work the other day...

My lawn feels safe thanks to this guy

Damn you Buffalo Bills. Damn you.

Scheisse

***

It's a hard knock life here in Mexico

Found at a local shop

Blessing

And yes. I did collect all the dog poo, and yes...I did empty it right outside of his front door. Respect shared outdoor spaces yo. It's called being a basic human being. ❤️ thy neighbor.

God, I miss King of the Hill

Shamelessly Stolen #6

And that's why, a certain hugeloler had to cross the northern border of his country

Mess with the Yu-Gi-Oh, you get the school Shoo-Ti-O

Is there anything cooler than being this cool?

The town hall in my area is currently being redone... looks like they just installed the hardwood today

UHHHHHHHHHHHH

We all know someone who needs to hear this.

Independence Day

Mmmm Spongebob maymays

Hold strong team and just say NO to line cutters

A wild john hammond has appeared

The City of Tulsa, Oklahoma has had no chill lately

Every guy aspires to be like right side Steve Carell

Found this hidden behind some jars in my widowed, 86 y/o grandma's kitchen. I guess we all have our dirty little secrets!

Shared: Ode to Canadian Sniper

Real men do it in one trip

I put my nephew's "grow in water" dinosaur in a tall shot glass, I'm pleased with the results

So NASA Juno just posted this picture of the "face of Jupiter" but this is all I can see

Arm Hair, Don't Care.

When you ain't sure if she's legal