Only 2 things are guaranteed in this world; death and taxes.

So much excitement at the courthouse for our wedding license!

Found this interesting birthday card

I have mastered being Italian

And God said "Let There Be Savings"

These gender reveals are getting out of control

When you wanted a son...

Remember the guy who was cutting his lawn during the tornado? Well he had his own float in the local parade!

Shitposting

it really is

My nephews call my mom "MeMe".. she doesn't understand why people keep commenting on her vanity plates

For $12 Walmart will put any picture you want on a commemorative plate.

Wish that was me

If just an imbecile had not put in the adds..

Ma brotha

Magick. Magick never changes.

Leaving room for the Holy Spirit when you dance.

Bury RSPCA did not think this sign through

Gamestop - the original troll

Facebook Emergency

Welcome to San Francisco!

not so fast

That's all folks

It's an older meme, but I hope it still check's out

Tested this: works well

That time a guy wore a Porn Hub tank top to our first date.

CNN too

Cheesus

Nick Offerman dropping think bombs

Disquieted

Short story

This looks like a fun for me

Good night sweet prince

Ayyy

Chexkmate, Flat-Earthers!

He set up a maternity shoot for his little lady

"Choose" your own adventure

Shitterino incominerino

Only in Thailand....

Edgy posts

Marketing at its finest

These companies test on animals!

How times have changed....

Then they start roasting you ;_;

Know the madman

Girl: Deeper! Boy:

Da real G

Thank me later

Ikea

Hugelol

Dabbing back in my day

The Simpsons was ahead of its time on transgender issues

I want my depression served in HD

When Jesus look at me and my life choices.

Coke Cola teaching us dummies math!

My friend parked like a d-bag. The neighbor kids left him a message.

Good to see Mitch Hedberg getting props at our local grocery store.

But can I rub them?

My Friend's coffee mug holds a donut.

Another whiskey barkeep

How to annoy animal rights protestors.

Whenever I get stoned and end up buying something on Amazon, I mark it as a gift and send myself a note.

This pacifier

Have you even seen The Shining, Netflix?

He's just so adorable<3<3

Gotta love the names they come up with for fireworks.

Here's a fun riddle for you.

Ive seen alot of things in my life but.....

Just this sign at the ferry terminal

So is Nutella telling me to change my breakfast from healthy to fat?

Not wearing a bra.

Exactly what went though my mind when I saw it

Trying to stay cool in Phoenix

Its hard being smart.

If anime characters knew who their fans were.

Progress.

My sister got tipsy last night and fell into the wall

god himself

If you're here, then probably yes

The suspense is killing me...

They injected hugelol

Oh god, what infected the memeconomy!

Good boy

After 30 years of being in a wheelchair, I've finally started getting SWEET REVENGE by parking in YOUR spots!

Someone REALLY likes Die Hard

Has science gone too far ?

This is a meme from the past about the meta future

You're ***ing welcome.

Where them fuccbois at

What a wonderful phrase

When you see people building wind turbines

Whoever made this, you're diabolic

Not quite how I remember it

Nothing can go wrong here

Wife sent this in when she got a speeding ticket.

I, I meant to do that...

*** jesus with his weird hand holes

Still better than berserks's animation

Krazy Kermit might have lost it, and yet, he makes so much sense

Good choices