Cheesus

Nick Offerman dropping think bombs

Disquieted

Short story

This looks like a fun for me

Good night sweet prince

Ayyy

Chexkmate, Flat-Earthers!

He set up a maternity shoot for his little lady

"Choose" your own adventure

Shitterino incominerino

Only in Thailand....

Edgy posts

Marketing at its finest

These companies test on animals!

How times have changed....

Then they start roasting you ;_;

Know the madman

Girl: Deeper! Boy:

Da real G

Thank me later

Ikea

Hugelol

Dabbing back in my day

The Simpsons was ahead of its time on transgender issues

I want my depression served in HD

When Jesus look at me and my life choices.

Coke Cola teaching us dummies math!

My friend parked like a d-bag. The neighbor kids left him a message.

Good to see Mitch Hedberg getting props at our local grocery store.

But can I rub them?

My Friend's coffee mug holds a donut.

Another whiskey barkeep

How to annoy animal rights protestors.

Whenever I get stoned and end up buying something on Amazon, I mark it as a gift and send myself a note.

This pacifier

Have you even seen The Shining, Netflix?

He's just so adorable<3<3

Gotta love the names they come up with for fireworks.

Here's a fun riddle for you.

Ive seen alot of things in my life but.....

Just this sign at the ferry terminal

So is Nutella telling me to change my breakfast from healthy to fat?

Not wearing a bra.

Exactly what went though my mind when I saw it

Trying to stay cool in Phoenix

Its hard being smart.

If anime characters knew who their fans were.

Progress.

My sister got tipsy last night and fell into the wall

god himself

If you're here, then probably yes

The suspense is killing me...

They injected hugelol

Oh god, what infected the memeconomy!

Good boy

After 30 years of being in a wheelchair, I've finally started getting SWEET REVENGE by parking in YOUR spots!

Someone REALLY likes Die Hard

Has science gone too far ?

This is a meme from the past about the meta future

You're ***ing welcome.

Where them fuccbois at

What a wonderful phrase

When you see people building wind turbines

Whoever made this, you're diabolic

Not quite how I remember it

Nothing can go wrong here

Wife sent this in when she got a speeding ticket.

I, I meant to do that...

*** jesus with his weird hand holes

Still better than berserks's animation

Krazy Kermit might have lost it, and yet, he makes so much sense

Good choices

The joy of pizza without the cals...

i'm definitely going to hell for laughing hard

Muwhaha

Two adjacent restaurants in Edinburgh

That must be one ***ing precious pen

I got my promotion today

Pay it forward y'all.

Had to drug our cat for a hair cut

Microsoft: "Always Looking Out For It's Users With This Special Technique. "

And those blue eyes of yours

Check out the name of my pizza delivery guy from last night...

:( Santa?

My new coffee mug

Found this in my dad's spice rack: he's a child of the Depression and can't waste anything, even if he doesn't know what it is.

Yesterday, at my place

Cat expressing its dislike for salad.

Human: Let me take a selfie! Bird: Imma fly like an eagle!

My wife put me in charge of making signs for my sons first birthday party.

It's good to know the difference...

Bamboozled

SpongeBob Cubepants

In The Target Bathroom

UFB

Doctor's appointment

For a year I read this as #1 Dad, but just realized I'm only Dad #1

Who's got a dollar to invest?

Keira Knightley on her boob makeup