This keeps me up at night

My daughter handed this ring to me today and said, "Take this with you to work so you can look at it all day and remember how much I love...flowers."

Only 10% of what we build falls down.

Raaw

Abracadabdra

Felt bad for my dogs after installing a solid fence...

Just shoot him

My teenage brother recently moved into the basement, which is where we do our laundry. i found this by the stairs today

When you break up with Lauren

Younglings can't come with me

Funny Things My Kid With Autism Says

Looking good

I still am clueless who it came from

"Please Elaborate"

Bagel Seeds

The difference will shock you!

Puppy was so excited by McDonald's Delivery he couldn't keep his eyes off both bags.

Who

Proud parents

Net neutrality

Party hard, Fred.

My pitbull always thought he was the biggest dog at the dog park.

A good mother.

Is the wasp nest part of the experience?

Megan

What a sad day

History on wheels...indeed!

Instagram witness protection

Went to look up my high school song...

What's windows thinking about?

Start with the fewer species

So nice

Someone took an ad out in my local newspaper to apologize to someone who "beeped" at him

We need more supporters!

Lookth good to me!

This guy keeps ringing my doorbell!

If you can lift an apple, is that really an apple?

Antiquity problems

How the rest of the world sees the USA

I stared at these bathroom doors for 5 min before walking into the wrong one

if someone cries, help them out.

Post

My 10-year-old daughter was drawing a picture of an old lady, and accidentally drew Jeremy Clarkson instead.

he's called professor oak for a reason

The license plate on this tesla.

London Underground. Winning.

Purely coincidental

I'm ready honey!

gfj

Sheev

This is a legit tourist magazine in Prague

Hold on... is that Prison Mike?

Perfect time, perfect view

The new milk my mom bought tastes funny...

Where else?

My husband was bored at work

Get in loser, we're goin' paintballing.

Conference call bingo, anyone?

This sign actually boosted my confidence while eating. 9/10

Free autismo

They're putting earth sauce in the chemtrails

oh snap

X-Men: The Next Generation

BBarac

First Pictures of Elon's Hyperloop has been released

Mark Hamill Signed Cards

Oh BurgerKing!

Fook are you wearing?

RO is a prophet

Was mattress shopping on amazon when I found this review. Needless to say I ordered one.

Wish I was that popular

GIVEME5BAGS

You got it, dude

I had no idea you could buy this, I've been just using alcohol

It is not funny when you are next

This is for you, RO.

Your grandma was there all along

Du og jeg og vi 2 dunka I en tre sko

What did I ever do to you

This guy lives in 3017

Taco level jopost

Fatphobia is a real thing

Pony Sized Dog or Dog Sized Pony?

Where my treats at yooooo?

101% accurate!

8.9.10

Knowledge ain't power

What the....? Who uses red paint for a base color for a wood chipper?

I am dogsitting, it's going about like this...

Canadian Navy

This is a real nail salon in SF

Maybe repost? But still funny.

Where will you be, when the Taco Bell hits?

Chrome why do you do this?

Following directions

I would still call this buy a win.

When you're an engineer from the South.

The logical path

Anon is from a broken home

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