Dream: A false reality that will never happen

The Bible is so savage sometimes lol absolutely no chill. God is not politically correct.

Rabbi was excited at my friends' wedding

6 in 1 indeed

This was in a candy shop.

I have been waiting for this day all my life.

The history of the potato

it's a start

douglas adams always knew...

This is a pretty good meme format actually

My grandparents just sent me this from their vacation

Racism is everywhere, even our supermarkets are not safe.

Meals ready to eat.

Fantastic

She almost cut her hand on a sock

Sent this to my poke-go obsessed, anti pot cousin. She was not impressed.

4 out of 5 kids enjoy sack races.

This snapchat.

The left door perfecly describes the right door's condition.

Me too buddy, me too.

When the clothes shop has your size

If you drag the yellow street view guy over Area 51, he turns into a UFO.

Why pay delivery when you have a Volkswagen

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is savage!

We're very original at the pool I guard

High quality journalism from my local news station

Don't trust no

Too true XD

When its a good day to go outside but the sun is a deadly lazer

When she says "Take your clothes off and get on the bed."

Where am I on that list?

you're all wrong

bamboozled

Yes

I feel ya... those 5 AM flights are the worst

posting for awarness

Signed Bible in my hotel room from the one and only..

It's bullshit!

Thanks bones

Who did this to you

Teach that kiddo how streets work

The happier we get the less we see # Asians #life

A new take on the downward dog

Do you know how much a goat cost!!?

Surprise

What the hell would be the occasion for this stock photo series?!

Browsing HL as someone who has never watched JoJo

No snapchat, that's not what I wanted...

Girls are not complicated

Dudes got game

This desktop....

Well, if they weren't going to kill him before...

So you're telling me that eating my feelings, and all that fat and salt will not make me happy?

Language issues

Depends who has the high ground

What a save from our fallen brother.

Relevant

Stuff you find on watsapp

Death in the family

Damn Crabs

Roast got backfired.

:thinking:

My 3 year old's rain boot is a controversial meme.

Greatest ticket ever

I'll need a towtruck? Hold my beer.

Saw this sign at the Calgary Zoo

Firefliesmeme.jpg

How To Kidnap Californians

Bear Attack.

"Computer wizard"

*femenine joke*

My favorite color is... Hitler.

pls save muney for mess cancer

That is not the answer!

Time for SNL to bring back another alum.

Clever Ad by Tabasco

This is still one of my favorites

She came from the future to toss my salad

Ya'll need Gisus

Or Batman in his Solo Movie

*** Rat screws with science

The security questions for the student loan website are a little out of touch.

Beautiful Lunar eclipse from our flat earth

The language of car horns

Missile Control tells it like it is

I bought my 1 year triplets a small inflatable pool. It received mixed reviews.

She decided she had enough time outside.

My favorite Siri answer of all time

The name of that hotel...

The best plates I've ever seen

thx <3

Just A Quick Shave Ya Know.

Been listening to a lot of Beatles this summer, thought this was hilarious

Anon is a trooper

How my brain works.

Aquaman gets revenge

everydaynormalmeme

When you can't spin away the pain :/

Show vagine babe

Never forget