When I ask my black-asian friend if they want take out

Just pick any day

Thank you, Bill from Chicago

hacker man

Probably regrets these quotes

Sounds like I win win to me

T H I C C

I asked for an Apple Watch for my birthday. This is what I got.

HL in one year.

Moneymay = The G.O.A.T.

Tragic

Stressed spelled backwards...

Pumped up

Banned again

its scary

4 thousand years later and we're back to speaking in the same language.

Ayyyy

How to lose 10 pounds FAST using this one weird trick!

Now I know the first thing I'm gonna do if I ever visit Italy.

So big

Sorting my dad's funeral and spotted a familiar face!

those bans are scary

How to get around copyright law

She thought he's gonna propose her

Angry seal slap noises

damn leave some pussy for the rest of us

Show some love

Haha totally not me

Yeah I cant help that fake giggle!

Neopolitian

Poor robbie

The profanities that would leave my mouth!

You Will Never Guess What This Ad Addresses

I can code in multiple languages, but i don't understand washing machines, so my girlfriend made it easier

Sassy Rowling

*screeching*

:cccccvc

The best way to exlpain coding.

Come on now follow my lead!

Tire

who hasnt?

☭

This sign at a pizza restaurant.

Roses are red, I really hate bugs,

A land of impure imagination

If video games have taught me anything, this guy is selling rare items that I'll need later in my quest

They thought it was camera

p*ssymagnet

These weebs

If Voldemort had gone into Programming instead

Was at the Louvre yesterday and just HAD to find Ducreux

Came home to this note from my disgruntled wife

I have this problem too

Still too edgy?

My daughter put her “baby” in her car seat, and I almost had a heart attack when I looked in the back seat after work.

Church Gone Wild

My chickens are gangster. yo.

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number

Trump cucked by the cuck

morning fellas

Broken English is still English

Now that's what I call effective advertising.

Raven sums up my thoughts on vegetarian food.

How to reload a gun

de zucc

Blackadder Goes Forth I spy

Terrible service

My friend really wants this cup...

It's a sad day.

If you think you are lazy - try beating THIS!

Looks like we have a customer.

I saw a double rainbow the other day

Now I'm scared

I don't know if this has been posted before, but it is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

the possibilities of VR

Can you try it again?

It's nice to see a kid with dedication to science...

I Finally Tried Fish N' Chips

Thank you Calculator

Ceiling art

Those are.mine haha

Still cracks me up..

My grandma got a label maker

I got aids

Cool post

Thavage

Reminder that this happens in 4 days

The shitposting is beginning

stop taking photos and help me please

What a workout

Westeros map

Canadian Slims

Brians

Issues

More tomorrow

Black is the colour of my soul

poor /fit/

I can't believe that they still do this to Pokemon in some parts of the world

Who of the two is gay?

what a rollercoaster of emotions