This sign at a pizza restaurant.

Roses are red, I really hate bugs,

A land of impure imagination

If video games have taught me anything, this guy is selling rare items that I'll need later in my quest

They thought it was camera

p*ssymagnet

These weebs

If Voldemort had gone into Programming instead

Was at the Louvre yesterday and just HAD to find Ducreux

Came home to this note from my disgruntled wife

I have this problem too

Still too edgy?

My daughter put her “baby” in her car seat, and I almost had a heart attack when I looked in the back seat after work.

Church Gone Wild

My chickens are gangster. yo.

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number

Trump cucked by the cuck

morning fellas

Broken English is still English

Now that's what I call effective advertising.

Raven sums up my thoughts on vegetarian food.

How to reload a gun

de zucc

Blackadder Goes Forth I spy

Terrible service

My friend really wants this cup...

It's a sad day.

If you think you are lazy - try beating THIS!

Looks like we have a customer.

I saw a double rainbow the other day

Now I'm scared

I don't know if this has been posted before, but it is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

the possibilities of VR

Can you try it again?

It's nice to see a kid with dedication to science...

I Finally Tried Fish N' Chips

Thank you Calculator

Ceiling art

Those are.mine haha

Still cracks me up..

My grandma got a label maker

I got aids

Cool post

Thavage

Reminder that this happens in 4 days

The shitposting is beginning

stop taking photos and help me please

What a workout

Westeros map

Canadian Slims

Brians

Issues

More tomorrow

Black is the colour of my soul

poor /fit/

I can't believe that they still do this to Pokemon in some parts of the world

Who of the two is gay?

what a rollercoaster of emotions

This was really the last one for now

You mean a day?

Wich it was me

I am a liar

When you try to pick out an outfit but everything in your closet is a bust...

Nut

Clown

Haha last one

Ok, so I found the dark web. Now how do I get drugs?

Netflix hierarchy

Monday morning, 8am

When you try to bootleg Game of Thrones and the subtitles seem off

This is enough for today

Meowvador Dali

These thirsty hoes

Give him the rubs, before he calls the police.

The mug for grammatically inept people

How it really is going on

Sat down and saw this piece of engineering, thank you unnapreciated genius whoever you are.

Kleenex review from a Christian mom

We don't need to spend money on cameras

I found the best cosplay at comic con

Dasani

I always did love family game night.

A lovely letter from my son to my mom.

If only I could be as suave as Garth

The ol' rugs and rice combo

This cat at my local rescue shelter has ridiculously long legs

He has this painted on both sides of his truck too.

Your home as seen by:

So... just balls, then?

When you microwave fish in the company lunch room

M&Ms are savage.

Quit the bullshit!

Real news not fake

Dream: A false reality that will never happen

The Bible is so savage sometimes lol absolutely no chill. God is not politically correct.

Rabbi was excited at my friends' wedding

6 in 1 indeed

This was in a candy shop.

I have been waiting for this day all my life.

The history of the potato