iPhone 8

True to my house.

HELP IS JUST A CALL AWAY!

suffocation! no breathing!

Dodging the draft

Spotted at a local bar

An extremely judgemental, angry car.

s p i c y

45lbs gone. I'm so proud!

Diagnosis

Thought we could trust my brother in the bath by himself for half an hour.

Damn right I did

Just noticed my daughters shirt has a double meaning.

Seems a bit harsh

I might delete this soon, but I was feeling cute

Imma get banned

Free OJ!

quicky with the boys

Good Joke

Sign of the times

Check Em

Found a Real message in a bottle at the marina today..

The remake to look forward to.

Keeping the tradition i guess

haha

When u tryna jump on the bandwagon

Shaved bears look like werewolves

cool

Let me live that fantasy...

Curious

You wouldn't believe it but this table was wooden before discount

Where is Windows2OO6?

The face my dog makes while she waits for me to throw her ball

wowowowowo

I just saw this posted on facebook and it says, "Life lesson learned. Be very specific when explaining how you want your dog be groomed." DROPPED OFF A SHIHTZU, PICKED UP A LLAMA.

The low road

Hmmmmm...

Microwave demands a sacrifice for its services.

respect

Thought the bus was full of women in niqabs until I put my glasses on.

pathetic

b o i

My Scandi mind is blown

My dad gave me a box of stuff from his teenage years. I wonder what sticker he removed from the outside...

WHITEBONES AFTER SEEING THE WEEKLY CHART

I got some mini pumpkins to pass out for Halloween.

I told my daughter to brush the cat. She didn't get it...

If you're not firth you're lath...

Hello religious police, i need you to molest someone

cannot live without them

:thinking:

the greatest bamboozle

ohno.jpg

Anyone else remember him?

Row, row, row your boat...

Perfection

K-5 is fine, but..

hugelol trying to ban me

teach me your ways oh great one

Old men

This sign at the same pizza restaurant

Have a nice poop :)

Their ancient secret uncovered

An actual photo of a kid playing at the park in Arizona summer

What a tryhard...

Damn it dave

Good to see Snoop Dog's morning delivery is on schedule

so much talent

boneless

No matter what they tell you, grammar IS important.

I just can't take my kid in public anymore.... dear god, help me.

Street art done right

Frank's A Dick

Leaked photo of the Chainsmokers production studio

These little things made Top Gear the greatest car show ever

Burger King says farewell

"Whats the time?" "Its a little past nein"

When it's The Mummy, you don't a need a good title.

Surprised no one has done this yet

✓

The U.S. military refusing to accept a transgender recruit.

Daddy T plz

Spotted outside a pub in London

***in mystery

I Photoshopped myself as Little Debbie, and have been putting stickers on actual boxes for a month... http://imgur.com/a/aw00C

He took a picture of his father in a live interview.

My mood today

My daughter didn't understand why I giggled

I don't know if this has been posted before, but this is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

trump wants that straight inside job

you just got pranked!

He perfec :c

And yes I have a lot of free time

They grow up so fast

Pimp my slav

Box from my mother every time this

I need a restraining order

He must have an all terrain type vehicle?...

dad

This is the cute couple from Stranger things today. Feel old yet?