People in the horror movies are like.............

no Optimus for Trumps Military

Put it back in!

When you are the last person picked...

My immature great-grandpa and my disapproving great-grandma

smooth like my pick up lines

Never related to something so much in my life!

This Egyptian clothing store is very fashy...

What Is This Cat Doing?

Opportunity

The Maui

Dog runs away from home to go swimming. He regrets nothing.

What happens when you book your wedding in the same venue as a fetish convention

Now that's science!

Spent the afternoon installing these. My wife, ladies and gentlemen.

Motivational

&& that's why you hear me scratching, digging, & slinging my litter rocks all over your floor for 15 mins after pooping

Saw this on the freeway and loled.

I've waited 4 years for this

This kid's minimalistic Lego creation.

Dat advertising

Eye of the tiger.

There’s always that one friend....

My husband and I will randomly send this picture of our dog to cheer each other up. It has never failed.

Found the book my wife must've studied

Speech 1

I googled "Cheese Fish" and was not disappointed.

Respec

Milhouse

There's a 99% chance this place is infested with vampires

The best hot sauce name I've ever seen.

Sheetz is slut shaming me

Whitebones defeating windows while windows was banned

I know you...

Hidden messages...

Tinder Genders

myob

On The Caninth Day

Such a good Simpsons moment

I left my hardcore biker friend some hash last weekend. He hasn't gotten high since the 60s. Here's the pic he sent me

Speech Therapy

In 90 days, I marry my best friend. This is my favourite picture of us.

The new Special forces unit

Before Snapchat, Instagram and runways: This is where you showed off your shoes/outfit! Never forget where you came from.

Escape Plan

No judgment here

You never know where a quest will come from.

I don't mean to brag, but my MacBook supports windows

Connection established

The secret to pleasing a man.

unexpected

Kansas City fire department saves Kansas City police department from elevator.

This sounded really nice until I read the italics

woke

Wisconsin ice cream truck tells it as it is

My cousin left home today, my auntie is sadistic

Hey commie, how can you eat your puddin when you ain't got any meat?

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled...

Your waifu is trash

The spell of 12 virgins

ｏ

kaching kaching

incrediable india

Thinly veiled irony

￣￣￣

When the group of old women stare at you for a bit too long

￣￣￣

hawt

Me as a mug

People like it, eh?

I'm actually impressed

Screw your well done crap.

Sorry not sorry

Today I'm Feeling...

The Perfect Poster

Anyone know?

This is what she does in the shallow, she stands there...Lol

Bill Cosby Halloween costume

Now I know my A-B-C

Good Guy Ploice Man

Do you like surreal comics? Pbfcomics are hilarious!

Moshi Moshi

Arial view

Who is Robert and why does he have his own soda size at my local Wendy's?

My French mom got me these boxers because she said she knows I love camping.

is spreading this meme bullying?

An impressive dong.

Uhh, I'll have to pass...

The perfect plate

iPhone 8

True to my house.

HELP IS JUST A CALL AWAY!

suffocation! no breathing!

Dodging the draft

Spotted at a local bar

An extremely judgemental, angry car.

s p i c y

45lbs gone. I'm so proud!

Diagnosis

Thought we could trust my brother in the bath by himself for half an hour.