I chew, I chew, I a million times chew.

"You sure that's the right word?"..."Yeah, like 80% sure."..."Print it."

Punny keyboard

Optional required.

"He's my best friend and he works hard all day. Couldn't you at least wag your tail?" by Tom Cheney

Eat crap die fast

"Can I have a piece of paper?".........

bobs or shitpost in your blog butiful

I saw this on Phil Plait's Facebook page today.

they cri

Microsoft is getting desperate...

The ice maker is not working

and this is my partner Ghee Buttersnaps.

War has changed...

"I have a friend who could do it for cheaper"

When I switch from regular jeans into high waist ones.

Chaotic Lawful

Don't get high on your own supply dogo

Saw this in China, kinda made me want to stand there and wait until it started raining

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...

PICKLE RICK

So this is what happens when you break something

The only downside

Restart life would be a great option

My new lawn ornament arrived today

Plane safety, it's just plain safety

George's wife wasn't too hard to look at either, Clapton would agree.

Anon confirms alien's intelligence

My buddy's girlfriend's new rules for him...

Husband thinks he hit the jackpot at Walmart.

Never underestimate nerds with too much free time

Begone Weeb

How to navigate a conversation like a pro ?

Introducing...

The Road is Lava

Thoughts...

Wake up the day a dog...a cat by breakfast

We've found a legend.

It wont work, Taco.

Quality content

Desert Water Aircraft Carrier

Bepsi

Show boob

Just a tall tourist using an ATM in South East Asia..

Cat lost her eye to an accident, but with modern technology's help, she regained it.

Booked myself a window seat in advance

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Michael Scott

Discarded mattress and trash bin looks like Kim and Kanye

Trust nobody, not even yourself

Saudio Arabia is on my travel checklist now

Teenage

Ain't No Racist

Send panis and testacals

They went on an adventure!

When HL community delivers

He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Google hires literal nazis

KIM JONG UNITED KOREA

Thanks for sharing, I guess.

Bad At At!

Tux wetsuits

Eye'm Watching You

W o a h

Something else

10/10, delivery guy

Just how I like it. Pre streaked.

What is my purpose? You hold books. Oh God...

Wishing I had a visible spare tire... spotted by a friend in Omaha.

Man finds his true spirit animal

She was hit by, she was struck by, a fast soccer ball.

Little League World Series kids strike again

Guess she's done "Adulting" for the day.

Or when you accidentally sign up for a hardcore PvP server

Quick call 99--- shit!

How to "make money" as a canadian.

Meanwhile in England.

What changed?

Just moved into a new house yesterday. Pretty sure my roommate isn't a fan of the basement setup.

All in One Parent

And that's how it was in the old days.

That works too

Exactly how I remember my town. Thanks, Google

Ambitious AND realistic. This kid is going places.

When you don't check the drawings on things you buy

This wont end well....

I made the mistake of buying a "romantic" cabin poetry set for our refrigerator.

Today on feminism and equality

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Day 1of first job and my company gave me this laptop. Wish me luck.

Back to the mothership!

Damn

I drive by faith

Sometimes you dont need motivation to succeed

TIL Satan is a balloon

The 60s are back!

they can smell drop of gold in water from 872356 miles

"Smile kids"

one more try

Unicorns and leprechauns

Benisophy