Once in a lifetime opportunity!

I found this weird toilet paper at the local store yesterday.....

Proper ice cream shop etiquette

If your dad doesn't have these shoes, do you really have a dad?

Clnl Sndrs dnd nffn

Fight me IRL Korea

Ogreswamp

inb4 unfazed

Got some spam Direct Message. Thought I'd reply...

Vampire

Walked downstairs and I think I interrupted a meeting or something.

How about some ChardonYAYYY?

Friendly reminder that Indiana still sucks

sniBBa

Now accepting pre-orders.

Water tribe squirrel

explosion!

Ironic

Good question

*Starving in the distance*

yes

Picture of totaled eclipse if you can't see one tomorrow

DnD loopholes

Robot loves post.

This horse is supper stoked to carry my uncle

Kitler, so adorable yet so evil

No one ever said it was a moon...

great intentions

Soooo..... what's in the bag?

The sign is real.

Homemade glasses for the Solar Eclipse

My life is like those famous pictures. Only instead of a girlfriend leading me to exotic places it's just my 3-year-old taking me to open doors for her.

Homo

There, there now. Everything will be ok.

So this is as organic as it gets?

When you lose your mom in the grocery store

This mother decided to wear her bathing suit as a bodysuit.

My aunt offered us some popcorn but I think it might be a bit old

Noah's Ark

I'm in Japan so we see the eclipse a day before you guys in the US. Enjoy!

Me when I find out who's been spending all my money.

Wife left me a sexually CHARGED grocery list.

Duolingo is a bit harsh

a new talent discovered

Ready for the eclipse tomorrow!

The perfect wheel doesn't exi...

Plant joke!

Delet tis

Got called in for a meeting with HR recently about "appropriate language in the workplace;" the next day this gem mysteriously showed up on my desk.

kek

20 year difference

:angrybones:

wut u do

Patrick will always make me laugh

How to be a parent in 2017

Come on guy, that's 11....

When you *** up typing so bad autocorrect is like I dunno man, maybe try capitalizing it???

How strong is Steve?

The saddest aisle in the supermarket.

Ha.

I love Nero's music

Emotions

That sounds like it'll work

Twins !

How to end racism

I don't have the sauce.

Roman memes are my thing

Robotic Love Life !

I think he wants a new chew toy

That's gotta hurt the feelings

Positions like this have a 100% chance of making your king swear fealty.

OK. Wait. What?

I am sorry...

Trying to get back in the dating scene after marriage like..

No hands!

In honor of the eclipse tomorrow.

People would drive from miles around for grandma's muffin

Dream of every person who encounters a brat

A calf showing off to dogs

Early picture of the eclipse

Skrub scientists

El Crasho

Or an anime tiddie

Please come and fetch him.

Looking at all of you

Use protection people!

wheres the italians?

what a good person

Those multiple download buttons on websites.

These berries though.........

Liberal mindset

Advertising vs Reality

I think the moon is trying to tell us where the treasure is hidden.

$20 onesies at Walmart? I regret nothing...

Sign in Split

Thomas the tank engines nightmares

Sad

ponéknom maymays

Flat-Earthers finally have the evidence they need

In the car with my Uncle and this pops up