How 1 of my 4 kids makes sure his siblings dont steal his treasures

Robot Problems.

DON'T BE LATE! BE AT HOME BY 10!!!

My wife got me a new cutting board!

Free bird

photography expert

Clown dad

true

shame

Free

Forearms would be sore for days

try bleach

through the looking glass

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fck yes

I love how this dog looks at this egg, like he's learned absolutely nothing.

Who wore it better?

Torso is sad...

question everything

Relatable

cum & go!

Robins are surprisingly aggressive

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It's ***ing august

Mating Ritual

Jogger finally gets ass.

It was a fun ride, but the Doctor is coming. Good bye.

"Take the accordion!"

Sorry sir, what was your name again?

These two local doctors. Two these doctors local.

These Amazon sellers will do anything for a 5 star review...

How else will people know he's Spock?

Conor McGregor got his newborn son a 3-piece suit for the big fight.

Lowcost Cosplay reaches a new high!

Look at that ;P

Financial Freedom

uhm, I was looking at traps by accident

There is no space flat earth confirmed

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Um......crap

Using the bathroom and noticed this guy staring at me. I don't even own a cat...

Roommate thinks he is required to have a shower rod in the middle of his bath. We sent him a fake email from our apartment complex that he has to keep it there for a couple of weeks.

Baskin Robbins knows how to play on my vanity.

This has to stop!

Wait a Minute Rocko worked where?

Take a step back Bill

How many Hands

krabs prob nuttin in her too

seinfeldthemesong.wav

Cure

their back

The face of my boy when he realized I bought a MUCH bigger nerf gun for today's nerf battle. He still won tho

I don't even live near water

Expert Installation only $73.89 - what a bargain!

Truth from George R. R. Martin

I'm not normally good at this DIY stuff, but this one came out just like the one on the box!

Cards Against Humanity isn't for everyone.

Tormund and Brienne's love child

They're Stupid Delicious

noice

10 year old brother has been saving up for months to buy new sneakers. He's a size 4. They came yesterday in a toddlers size 4. I thought it was funny

The chair

Father

brokeback auschwitz

if you stare at this dot for 10 seconds your brain will spasm and get confused as the dot appears to be red

Appropriately phrased

pow, right in the kisser

What is this!?

Age check.

This treadmill was giving me some good advice while working out today

Easy to misread sign

The New Element

god stuff

A good tent to pitch

Summer day cycles

What a crash

Advice for Tacos: The one should not keep you from doing the other

The burbs have never been the same...

"Pickles..."

How To: Discrete Package

Who loves to learn?

My substitute teacher looks like a cross of Wolverine and The Penguin.

The future isn't what it used to be

You gotta fight for your right to ........

Life of Pi: Chinese Edition

If anyone was curious about the instructions on a rocket launcher

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Fancy Feast

Always wash your hands!

How to Make a Blockbuster Movie Trailer

Sneak lvl 100

This is hilar

Oh! A snack tray

always works

They really thought this one through

This train's name sounds like an 12 year old's Xbox gamertag

No such thing as Dead Memes, just Dead Dreams

Looks like WhiteBones girl

1000th post - Relatable

When she is mad at you vs When you are mad at her

My buddy's two cars...