I am at the citadel in Quebec City Canada for the changing of the guard ceremony. Our military owns a goat that goes on parade with them everyone morning. This makes me feel more Canadian than ever.

Canadian Riots

One simple trick for a bikini body

hmm burger

Flawless liquor store logic

My friends cat looks at the only closed window

A real life hack

When your dog does everything possible to get your attention

What are thoseeeeeee!?!?

his power levels are amazing

Finale Jeopardy

"all women have a gaydar"

A poem

Thug Life, 1978.

Answering the door after a rough night...

The master race isn't that smart.

Because *** sleep!

Target is getting so chill

A twist in the tale

I'm quite sure my neighbor's cat wants to kill me

Dave knows his shit!

Well done, Canada

This review on Gender Alchemist

The boys are having fun

Mr. Burn's Dog

I love this toy lmao

Enticing...

Crabbsssss

This seat looks like it has little leggies.

Mural of Conor McGregor Jr

When your best friend just won his freedom but you remember ur still a slave.

She's moving out because she doesn't get to pick her own bed time.

Tried to take a self with my dog. Turned out great

The circle of slice.

Female Daniel Radcliffe

The power of shadow.

He's gonna confuse them all

The Perfect Blend

A half-black, half-white teenager's parents finally allowed him to get a tattoo. This is what he picked.

Life's unfair

Relatable

Thoughtful tweet from Ryan Reynolds

My son pulled the "pop ups" out of this book and it's a special kind of terrifying.

Even the Grimm Reaper has a soft spot

I bet that guy is from this site

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Lmoa

He beat the system

we hardly knew you

I'm so proud. I've lost 100 lbs in the last year. Here is my before and after.

Rate my dinner

Cosplay

CNN got a little ahead of themselves

[turns into a swan]

cross over

This was above a restaurant toilet

Scottish or Australian?

Texans bracing for the hurricane....

When you're so excited to be at a show you bring an upvote with you

Texans currently

My fiance gave photos of the eclipse to the old lady across the street and she insisted on paying him.

smooth as eggs

Possible murder during Patriots preseason game?

No Sleep

All hail god emperor Trump

My nephew took this photo in Norway

Just a bird's nest in a tree.

Heard someone yelling and screaming in the bathroom... Lots of people were concerned.

In honor of this weekends festivities

My daughter has been picking her own clothes and watching her big brother get on the bus.

Honestly tired of seeing all my stubborn Texan friends asking for thoughts and prayers while staying in harms way on the coast.

"Roswell? Yeah - I was there."

Saw a semi driving down the road with an apparently empty trailer. Then I saw this.

Hurricane Procedures

Who'd've thunk it?....

How I picture Texans preparing for the hurricane.

Hold your wife's hand in the mall...

Found this at the beach in a little ice cream parlor

He is onto something

Now this is customer service

This dog got stung by a bee...in his mouth

No need to escort me, I'll leave on my own.

When Someone Owe me Money!!

Know the requirements

Climate change is chinese hoax

If you ever played The Sims, you'll get it.

The best graduation 'special talent' ever written.

"Conor McGregor got his son a 3-piece suit for the big fight."

The revolution has begun.

Sometimes you are just wearing the RIGHT shirt.

Ayyy lmao

Good news, everybody! The solar eclipse glasses I ordered a month ago finally came!

I was flipping around some of my country's news channels and found one where they're literally broadcasting the news by reading local newspapers.

Sex a-peel

giBBie!!!

when you finally learn to love yourself so you stop trying to fill the void with thots

At first I thought it was a random buffalo wild wings in china.........i was mistaken.

When you're horny you're horny.