No need to escort me, I'll leave on my own.
When Someone Owe me Money!!
Know the requirements
Climate change is chinese hoax
If you ever played The Sims, you'll get it.
The best graduation 'special talent' ever written.
"Conor McGregor got his son a 3-piece suit for the big fight."
The revolution has begun.
Sometimes you are just wearing the RIGHT shirt.
Good news, everybody! The solar eclipse glasses I ordered a month ago finally came!
I was flipping around some of my country's news channels and found one where they're literally broadcasting the news by reading local newspapers.
when you finally learn to love yourself so you stop trying to fill the void with thots
At first I thought it was a random buffalo wild wings in china.........i was mistaken.
When you're horny you're horny.
A simple one
This meme has a half life of 30 days
Unique. Just like everyone else.
My kittens have been trying to be nursed during the past few months. The only problem is that the bigger cat is their brother
Hey, Pal. Part 2
Your GeForce drivers are up to date
"You're telling me I can dodge paws?" "No. When you're ready - you won't have too."
I would hire this man without hesitation
Found in the Co-Ed dorms at Ohio University...
Definitely an Indian car
Where are the subtitles?
This guy is dedicated
Someone help this post. It's drowning.
Paint skill 5 though.
Steam < Pirate
I Really Miss this Man
Damn those sandniBBas
Walked into the work break room for some thereal this morning..
Thicc thighs save lives.
And you thought you were having a bad day
I didn't see that coming
When another peaceful religion had the power
Say no to racism-sm-sm-sm-sm
My new job’s hardhat exemption policy
My very white friend got burnt after our first beach day in Nantucket. Then something magical happened.
Best way to postpone execution
The old pinched condom trick
Don’t Drink and Prime
On my way to work in DC
This is my favorite one
Fighting the real fight
Took this picture at the best time
How the Night King transported those giant ***ing chains from Home Depot
What is the most used language in programming?
Need my charger to look at memes during Hurricane Harvey.
This seems legit
de dagelijkse schijtpost
Walked in my bosses office and saw this sign.
People at the store in Houston would rather starve during Hurricane Harvey than eat chicken and waffle Lay's
Our Company's IT guy sent this pic after checking on one of youngest employees. "God damn Millennials!"
Hide and seek: Pro level
When the customer asks for the manager and the manager says the exact same thing that you did.
How 1 of my 4 kids makes sure his siblings dont steal his treasures
DON'T BE LATE! BE AT HOME BY 10!!!
My wife got me a new cutting board!
Forearms would be sore for days
through the looking glass
I love how this dog looks at this egg, like he's learned absolutely nothing.
Who wore it better?
Torso is sad...
cum & go!
Robins are surprisingly aggressive
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It's ***ing august
Jogger finally gets ass.
It was a fun ride, but the Doctor is coming. Good bye.
"Take the accordion!"
Sorry sir, what was your name again?
These two local doctors. Two these doctors local.
These Amazon sellers will do anything for a 5 star review...
How else will people know he's Spock?
Conor McGregor got his newborn son a 3-piece suit for the big fight.