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I Really Miss this Man

Damn those sandniBBas

Walked into the work break room for some thereal this morning..

Thicc thighs save lives.

And you thought you were having a bad day

I didn't see that coming

When another peaceful religion had the power

Say no to racism-sm-sm-sm-sm

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My new job’s hardhat exemption policy

My very white friend got burnt after our first beach day in Nantucket. Then something magical happened.

Best way to postpone execution

The old pinched condom trick

Don’t Drink and Prime

On my way to work in DC

This is my favorite one

Fighting the real fight

Took this picture at the best time

How the Night King transported those giant ***ing chains from Home Depot

What is the most used language in programming?

Need my charger to look at memes during Hurricane Harvey.

This seems legit

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Walked in my bosses office and saw this sign.

People at the store in Houston would rather starve during Hurricane Harvey than eat chicken and waffle Lay's

Our Company's IT guy sent this pic after checking on one of youngest employees. "God damn Millennials!"

Hide and seek: Pro level

Very sneaky

When the customer asks for the manager and the manager says the exact same thing that you did.

Sea mine

How 1 of my 4 kids makes sure his siblings dont steal his treasures

Robot Problems.

DON'T BE LATE! BE AT HOME BY 10!!!

My wife got me a new cutting board!

Free bird

photography expert

Clown dad

true

shame

Free

Forearms would be sore for days

try bleach

through the looking glass

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fck yes

I love how this dog looks at this egg, like he's learned absolutely nothing.

Who wore it better?

Torso is sad...

question everything

Relatable

cum & go!

Robins are surprisingly aggressive

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It's ***ing august

Mating Ritual

Jogger finally gets ass.

It was a fun ride, but the Doctor is coming. Good bye.

"Take the accordion!"

Sorry sir, what was your name again?

These two local doctors. Two these doctors local.

These Amazon sellers will do anything for a 5 star review...

How else will people know he's Spock?

Conor McGregor got his newborn son a 3-piece suit for the big fight.

Lowcost Cosplay reaches a new high!

Look at that ;P

Financial Freedom

uhm, I was looking at traps by accident

There is no space flat earth confirmed

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Um......crap

Using the bathroom and noticed this guy staring at me. I don't even own a cat...

Roommate thinks he is required to have a shower rod in the middle of his bath. We sent him a fake email from our apartment complex that he has to keep it there for a couple of weeks.

Baskin Robbins knows how to play on my vanity.

This has to stop!

Wait a Minute Rocko worked where?

Take a step back Bill

How many Hands

krabs prob nuttin in her too

seinfeldthemesong.wav

Cure

their back

The face of my boy when he realized I bought a MUCH bigger nerf gun for today's nerf battle. He still won tho

I don't even live near water

Expert Installation only $73.89 - what a bargain!

Truth from George R. R. Martin

I'm not normally good at this DIY stuff, but this one came out just like the one on the box!

Cards Against Humanity isn't for everyone.

Tormund and Brienne's love child

They're Stupid Delicious

noice

10 year old brother has been saving up for months to buy new sneakers. He's a size 4. They came yesterday in a toddlers size 4. I thought it was funny

The chair

Father

brokeback auschwitz

if you stare at this dot for 10 seconds your brain will spasm and get confused as the dot appears to be red

Appropriately phrased

pow, right in the kisser

What is this!?

Age check.