My very white friend got burnt after our first beach day in Nantucket. Then something magical happened.
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Best way to postpone execution
The old pinched condom trick
Don’t Drink and Prime
On my way to work in DC
This is my favorite one
Fighting the real fight
Took this picture at the best time
How the Night King transported those giant ***ing chains from Home Depot
What is the most used language in programming?
Need my charger to look at memes during Hurricane Harvey.
This seems legit
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Walked in my bosses office and saw this sign.
People at the store in Houston would rather starve during Hurricane Harvey than eat chicken and waffle Lay's
Our Company's IT guy sent this pic after checking on one of youngest employees. "God damn Millennials!"
Hide and seek: Pro level
When the customer asks for the manager and the manager says the exact same thing that you did.
How 1 of my 4 kids makes sure his siblings dont steal his treasures
DON'T BE LATE! BE AT HOME BY 10!!!
My wife got me a new cutting board!
Forearms would be sore for days
through the looking glass
I love how this dog looks at this egg, like he's learned absolutely nothing.
Who wore it better?
Torso is sad...
cum & go!
Robins are surprisingly aggressive
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It's ***ing august
Jogger finally gets ass.
It was a fun ride, but the Doctor is coming. Good bye.
"Take the accordion!"
Sorry sir, what was your name again?
These two local doctors. Two these doctors local.
These Amazon sellers will do anything for a 5 star review...
How else will people know he's Spock?
Conor McGregor got his newborn son a 3-piece suit for the big fight.
Lowcost Cosplay reaches a new high!
Look at that ;P
uhm, I was looking at traps by accident
There is no space flat earth confirmed
Using the bathroom and noticed this guy staring at me. I don't even own a cat...
Roommate thinks he is required to have a shower rod in the middle of his bath. We sent him a fake email from our apartment complex that he has to keep it there for a couple of weeks.
Baskin Robbins knows how to play on my vanity.
This has to stop!
Wait a Minute Rocko worked where?
Take a step back Bill
How many Hands
krabs prob nuttin in her too
The face of my boy when he realized I bought a MUCH bigger nerf gun for today's nerf battle. He still won tho
I don't even live near water
Expert Installation only $73.89 - what a bargain!
Truth from George R. R. Martin
I'm not normally good at this DIY stuff, but this one came out just like the one on the box!
Cards Against Humanity isn't for everyone.
Tormund and Brienne's love child
They're Stupid Delicious
10 year old brother has been saving up for months to buy new sneakers. He's a size 4. They came yesterday in a toddlers size 4. I thought it was funny
if you stare at this dot for 10 seconds your brain will spasm and get confused as the dot appears to be red
pow, right in the kisser
What is this!?
This treadmill was giving me some good advice while working out today
Easy to misread sign
The New Element
A good tent to pitch
Summer day cycles
What a crash
Advice for Tacos: The one should not keep you from doing the other
The burbs have never been the same...
How To: Discrete Package
Who loves to learn?