Siri and his puns...

Imagine Bear Grills saying this

I surprised my wife for her birthday

Call the priest

I can't believe it...I'm on a band aid box!

I bet he's good at tetris

Owen wants to be a NINJA!

They say money can't buy happiness...false, happiness costs $5.

Thief

Adobe Photoshop

So....who wrote this book?

Just a couple of white guys at the craft store

What sort of wizard is this?

This Restaurant Really Knows How to Treat Their Customers

You can't forget about accidental long arm guy

"Huge sale. *** you."

Good Mornng

My local auto shop doles out a harsh truth.

Ole Barry

Good guy Hooters.

Never lose your car again

How to handle the parking problem

There are some indications of animosity between two of my neighbours.

I teach 8th grade in Florida and had to teach a state mandated bullying lesson. This was a slide I had to go over with them.

My daughter found out what happens when you hit the red button.

Where are you going to dump that?

Actually, just my type.

Woofing hard or hardly woofing?

Or not. Whatever you think is best.

Friend sent me this. Thought it was pretty amusing.

Spongebob pls

Don't be late

greatest invention ever

Shia pls

Anime is gay

Russian wedding dress

I'm gonna pop some tags

one more proof the hood on lens is helpful

I just got paid today..

Liar !

The Evil Twin

Some Moments Are Worth Celebrating

Dodged a bullet with the California roll

The Washing Instructions on my Shorts

Anime dropping truth bombs left and right

Visit Nebraska!

How to make sushi.

Wildlife

Long time no meme

Things are going according to plan

Omigod is that for me?!

***s sake linda

The womanizing douche with the guitar

Learn it

How high are you? Me:

How old is your grandfather?

Life hack

oh i wasnt even looking for a minute haha what happened haha

Resting Beach Face

Education in India

Return pls

holyLORD

That makes life so much easier

Hell no

Its a pencil

Take your chances

Have a bad day

Too loud

Thanks Noob-noob

Karate Lawyer

Minion meme are always so relatable and #true

D A T E M E M E

Eew

Damn white ppl

It's pizza time

Poor guy

DISNEY GOT IT RIGHT

The path of the Jedi

facts

Oniii

Since most problems can be solved with nukes

Relatable

Bananaception

Are y'all ready kids!

Too many at once.

Wonder what he'll be famous for...

Not all heroes wear capes...

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fellas?

School...

Found in Gdansk Poland

Throw some clothes on boys, it's time.

Beautifu

Parker pizza boi

My family thinks I like Star Wars. My husband's family thinks I like Star Trek. I don't have the heart to tell them I actually like Battlestar Galactica.

Local police park unmanned cars in attempt to slow drivers down. Someone has taken advantage of the situation...

This is what a pregnant ferret looks like

Joel Osteen during Harvey

My friend works IT at my university and she got this today.

Welp Tarzan is ruined for me