Best way to get past Apple's new facial recognition on the iPhone X

How my family handled Irma.

Fishing for compliments

Miami is a Mario Kart track now

My dog is...special. Somehow he got the floor vent stuck to his collar...rip'd it off the floor then walked around like this was normal.

Never thought about it this way

Ladies, your new uniforms are — oh for god's sake

She's going for the whole squad

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If you eat the Devils corn, you will choke on his cob.

Even heroes have herpes

Oops! my mistake

So my dad wore a green shirt to the Empire State Building tour...

Saw this on my way home from work...

The frontlight of the silver car also lokks like eyes ^^

Photosynthesis

W A V E

Love this song

Baby tricks dad with fake cry

Florida noo

I praise every single day!

We reap what we sow

Ooh zodiac

Do it boi

Every superhero has their weakness

This is suffering !

Wish I didn't know that

Leave me alone

Anything 4 views

The High School years weren't good to my friend...

Reconsider allowing friends to label your boxes.

How to scam people

Classy

The Simpsons really did predict everything.

E X T R E M E

ANTI JOKES

Ultra Magnus

Man, I don't miss being a teenager.

Ｄｒ．

I need you

Hair for days

When Bones is talking trash about my waifu again

Relatable

How dinosaurs came to be...

Ape

Hahah :'(

He payed so much attention to detail afterward, he noticed that traps are gay

Sorry if this shouldn't be here.

In line at the McDonald's drive-thru.

QUICK LOOK AT THIS MEME

How ?!?

When you send your husband to the store for "lettuce". At first I was mad he got iceburg, then I was mad he didn't get iceburg.

I was looking for oil for my car when I came across this beauty.

Intelligent

I have to scooby do it

Do I call him Mr. White

Oooh

Oh boi

Its a normie meme now

You got a friend in me

Wash hands

8-ball

Little late

This is some interesting street art.

Just fluffy...not fat...

Return them to me or my name Isn't Josef Fritzel

Ooh pewdie

new meta skyrim meme

Ketchup

Raging

Stepping up my dick pic game

Naah

I want to run out of oxygen

Back in the 90’s, hurricanes didn’t faze us.

do this shit count as a long distance relationship?

It could happen to anyone

The New Peppa Pig Jigsaw

I feel like there should have at least been a sign out front

My 10 year old drew a picture of our family. She drew my son the most accurate out of all of us. He's the one on the left.

anon saves girl from rape

This guy is a genius or an ***

ATTENTION!!!

Hol' up...

DEUS VULT

The Room Posting

Dashboard Orgy

I mean, what's all the money worth if you can't do that?

I am already very disturb

My dog injured his paw and this is how his bandage looks after a couple hours

I found this in one of my friends house

They can't beat me dude..

Economics

Our beloved hotdog stand got damaged during hurricane Irma

Whose turn is it?!

This is a very good question

DIcks out

A shark photographed on I-75 just outside of Naples, FL.

Talk about unrealistic expectations for women, what about the men?

I'm going to grab this mannequin by the ... on second thoughts no I'm not

What's your zodiac sign?