4 days without a cigarette and a co-worker told me to "come back in a year" before I'm proud about it. Mark your calendars, Ladies and Gents.

"I'm going to make this house a little less full"

Bonesaw is ready... to break down gender norms and stereotypes

M-masaka

The face of true pain

Whoops

Goddammit Qadir

A tasty treat

A S S

when ppl downvote my memes

Autocats, roll out!

Save dem shoes

Hang in there!

Relatable

T H I C C

Ted Fieri

Memeta

Snek

This is Trevor Smith.

Petrol stations

10 years ago today I was in grade 10 and smoked a doobie during lunch. Didn't know it was photo day.

Easy

My mother made a Facebook account and this was her first message to me:

Old footballers vs. modern superstars

Darn oranges

the reaction of this dog is hilarious

The second best thing to come out of 9/11

So that's where they all are!

i recycled this from last year

Romantic

Shrekt

Going down a storm

I suppose the username fits perfectly

Turn the car - we're outta here...

Jet Fuel Steals Meme

Who will be the next victim ?

Relatable

Apple Watch

I tried to text "for f..k sakes" and it auto corrected to "four duck snakes" so I googled that...wasn't disappointed

I love adding stuff to my coworkers' notes.

When u wanna get high but u fancy

When Americans build their house

Grandma 2016 vs 2090

Dang it...

Need to take a break?

Don't come here you normie

Damm this iPhone faceID lock.

Bath time for chicken.

On a Boston T

iPhone X Home Button

Comedy gold

I was feeling good about myself, and then I had to go and have another fortune cookie

"Near Misses Throughout History"

Tom Haverford, the Ultimate wing man

Apparently Stewie Griffin works at my hospital....

California problems

CAAARRL

The vet did a perfect job capturing our animals personalities on their ID tags.

I hope they don't notice

I asked my dad to make me a wallpaper, this is what he sent me...

ａｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ　Ｓ　Ｈ　Ｅ　Ｌ　Ｄ　Ｏ　Ｒ

"Listen. You is kind. You is smart. You is important..."

They change so fast

Literature

This pic I took of my dog looks like a crime scene photo.

My girlfriend thought this was an accurate description of me. I'll have to explain to her when I see her later why she's wrong.

Two tickets to Atlanta please :v

Struck by the divine light ...

Interesting flyer

Higher level casting: Thot Protection

I thought something smelled funny on the road today

Apple revealed they worship the Many Faced God

things that go bump in the night

Dad's method to guarantee responsible driving

iPhone X...

Catholic grandma

Pranke'd

Whenever Apple announces a new iPhone, all I can think of is this.

If traps are gay then...

Can someone explain me why this is gay ?

He was just hungry

Spotted in my institution's natural sciences building.

Attack on car insurance

How brave of you

My father in law told my nephew he would buy him an Xbox when he learns to ride a two wheeler. Not getting it today.

The smell of whiskas awakens an ancient evil

My girlfriend saw this "Prius" on her commute yesterday.

White pple trynna pull sht

Powerful video

** Autistic screeching**

Leave me alone

Best NO PARKING symbol

damn foreigners

Me too

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just u wait....

Mars Rover = $800 Million; Team to Operate = $1 Billion; Drawing a Dong on The Surface of Another Planet = Priceless.

A no BS approach to getting rich quick.

Ted has the right to explain himself

The most Australian out of service tag