What happens when your carryon is over the weight limit

Where can I buy a dog this cool?

The hornet's nest near my roof looks like Admiral Ackbar

Here' some *** for you

:angery:

OH MY GOD, DANNY DEVITO!

So I found these soaps yesterday. I thought you guys would like them

Political elite

The reflection makes it look like this lady is wearing a thong.

Puss is thicc

Everyone can relate to Ozzy.

eeeyyy, ooooo, cazzo

When you start to suspect your wife fooled around with Zoidberg

A USD billionaire died in Nigeria

How do you say Derp in French?

prime time

Anyone feeling DcMondald's instead?

"I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes." Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged .

surreal

Walking my dog by a field when I see this.

All aboard the Ho Bus

Not my first rodeo

So I saw this in my dorm's bathroom last night...

Community awareness

shiiiiit

when you like a post with -14 points

One c away

Naughty Ladie T-Shirt

My friends uniforms during the school games

insert joke here

I went all the way to Easter Island and got one good picture before my camera died

Naming your pets honestly

It ain't a crime

A teachers worst fear

Now I know what to wear for Halloween

This is how workplace violence starts

Found this insightful exchange of words in my Community college bathroom

dear diary

good meme

Suck my balls

how about two tho

Usain bolt of death

Good translation, been meaning to get me one of those.

The guide for me

O N T H E H A T E R S

wooooshhhh

3 pennies tho

Offending the Aristocracy

Some Asian tourists in L.A. blending in

HEH

And this is my best purchase ever.

For two weeks, this thing has been on the shelves and my entire family never noticed it until I did.

Developer humor

Good choice

maybe its allready do late for them and they have yellow fever

Back to the Past

Good Sleep Garlic Breado

Anon and the mod

Frasier replies to being called 'overbearing'

The major problems with the younger space aliens

Overstocked guys

oh snap

Jesus Christ, thats Jason Bourne.

My kid just blew my mind when he pointed out how inappropriate it is for Daniel tiger to have that style curtain in his house

The Star Market in my town is awesome.

Apple's production cost going to be nothing

Teamwork :v

My gf found the perfect pillow at bed bath and bjs

facts

Gynaecologists appointment

Squad's back together.

You came to the wrong sewer mother ***er

★☆☆☆☆ Bad product

This textbook uses donuts to explain social media.

Riiiiigghhht!

Long Con.

Bactual

CVS failing Biology 101

Always lay out your terms early in the negotiation...

My dad completed his masterpiece at hobby lobby by adding a simple F

He thinks I can't see him.

phone ownership in a nutshell

When 1 persons an ***, we all become ***s

VLC INSTALLED..!!!

What I use incognito mode for

"You're my boy Spruce!"

"We're trying to sell a product that's clean and fresh-scented, which character should be on the packaging?" "Oh I know"

My Florida power and love repair dude rocks

The life of a scientist sounds way more fun when you describe it like you're a six year old

minecraft irl

Parenthood noble prize goes to this father!

Cats are great at jumping.

Found this in the dumpster while cleaning out my apartment

Google Assistant mocking Siri

Even his belly is happy waiting for the beer to be ready

The Scientific Method

Hello, Wisconsin.

My dad recntly adopted a dog. "They are going to be the best buddies" he said.

From the guys over at Lincoln PD

chill