Jesus Christ, thats Jason Bourne.

My kid just blew my mind when he pointed out how inappropriate it is for Daniel tiger to have that style curtain in his house

The Star Market in my town is awesome.

Apple's production cost going to be nothing

Teamwork :v

My gf found the perfect pillow at bed bath and bjs

facts

Gynaecologists appointment

Squad's back together.

You came to the wrong sewer mother ***er

★☆☆☆☆ Bad product

This textbook uses donuts to explain social media.

Riiiiigghhht!

Long Con.

Bactual

CVS failing Biology 101

Always lay out your terms early in the negotiation...

My dad completed his masterpiece at hobby lobby by adding a simple F

He thinks I can't see him.

phone ownership in a nutshell

When 1 persons an ***, we all become ***s

VLC INSTALLED..!!!

What I use incognito mode for

"You're my boy Spruce!"

"We're trying to sell a product that's clean and fresh-scented, which character should be on the packaging?" "Oh I know"

My Florida power and love repair dude rocks

The life of a scientist sounds way more fun when you describe it like you're a six year old

minecraft irl

Parenthood noble prize goes to this father!

Cats are great at jumping.

Found this in the dumpster while cleaning out my apartment

Google Assistant mocking Siri

Even his belly is happy waiting for the beer to be ready

The Scientific Method

Hello, Wisconsin.

My dad recntly adopted a dog. "They are going to be the best buddies" he said.

From the guys over at Lincoln PD

chill

Drill!

How automakers see back seat passengers...

Found my old diary from second grade. Apparently my childhood was a bit more interesting than I recall.

Actually thinking about buying one of these now

My 12 year old daughter is just killing it on her Snapchat.

these re-enactments are getting way too real

A warm welcome into my bathroom

I Guess It Does Exist....

mctrump

To terror, from London

Sometimes you can't make this stuff up...

I should say something like "only a fraction of you will get this" but I'm not that clever.

This made me laugh so hard my neighbour came to check up on me

Antonina Hopkina

Pffffftttttt

How to properly start a Saturday morning......And also every other day.

No brainer

What kind of animal leaves tracks like this?

this is the worst template we had since the last one

Someone actually took a slice of this. Why?

The new CSO of Equifax.

Trust me I'm trying

When opportunity knocks

Improvements may be on hand.

Even at 79, you can still love memes

Google's humour is still in alpha

Happy stranger photobombing aeroplane Snapchat

attention

big money son

This real Ron Swanson

Rare photo of katman

Rebel Against Rebellion?

Bill and Steve.

what exactly is happening to this show?

Gotta love the Irish

Existence is pain!

Makeup Really Makes A Big Difference

I dont understand why he just doesnt teleport behind him

Welcome to 2015

He'll come after you if you put pineapple on your pizza

Anon likes feet

the barista hates clint

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Maybe this will teach them not to park like an idiot.

The Blade.

Be gone

billions

I found a new Spotify feature

How I Met Your Mother had some solid cutaways

Important process

"Mystery Flavor"

IKEA's family restroom

All around me are familiar faces

Nani indeed

Boyfriend asked me to patch his shorts, left a little surprise on the inside...

What separates the men from the boys

What a weird recipe

He took up 2 spaces but bought two tickets.

A statement of fact

When you're having a good day, then you start thinking about life

/v/ discusses mario

The secret to owning a Porsche.