He'll come after you if you put pineapple on your pizza

Anon likes feet

the barista hates clint

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Maybe this will teach them not to park like an idiot.

The Blade.

Be gone

billions

I found a new Spotify feature

How I Met Your Mother had some solid cutaways

Important process

"Mystery Flavor"

IKEA's family restroom

All around me are familiar faces

Nani indeed

Boyfriend asked me to patch his shorts, left a little surprise on the inside...

What separates the men from the boys

What a weird recipe

He took up 2 spaces but bought two tickets.

A statement of fact

When you're having a good day, then you start thinking about life

/v/ discusses mario

The secret to owning a Porsche.

Real slick, Cosmo and Wanda.

Save a seat for friend !

I am the Danger!

Prince George

How IT professionals see all end users

My new coasters just got in!

Thanks Facebook!

Scrat from Ice Age

Bob Saget's daughter looks a little familiar

Fight against slavery charity is looking for someone to be a slave.

My brother cleaning the fridge after the 4th day of no power

bruh

Pranked

Teenage motivation

Happened in Belgium

sadly true

This can has a great idea

They aren't even trying anymore...

yiss

Good boye

You disgust me, Ronald

My landlord put this sign up in our elevator after a drunk tenant left his mark on the bulletin board

Silly Squirrel seeds are for Birds

Shitter was full!

Found this on IG and had to share

uknowit.jpg

Gravity gauge looks good today

American institute billboard in Croatia.

Unfortunate sign location

Keep it safe

Just lean up your seat, guy

Gandalf the white

They get me. They really get me!

Me at work most mornings

You kiss your ****** with that mouth?

Because we can, doesn't mean we should.

When you have a bad day but life still surprises you.

Sega Genesis vs. iPhone X

I always make special requests to hotels for pictures of Bill Murray and the one I'm currently staying at delivered.

When the uber knows a shortcut

Farting in polite society.

The friendzone logo

Plastic Surgery Anonymous

Ad for English language school spotted in Zagreb, Croatia

K bye

My recently-divorced photographer friend got this oddly fitting promotional email from Adobe.

< :(

Anon walks around naked

I for one, would welcome the world's coolest dog

A friend of mine recently moved to Mexico, she sent me this

When the car next to you has better snacks.

Grandfather of the Season

at least he had a sense of humor

Somebody give this extra a raise... or a desk and computer.

Come over, Parents aren't home

Dude looking at pictures of applesauce in my English class

EZzz

Thought this sign was worth sharing

I feel my new light wants to stab me.

My wife still hasn't noticed why her banner was on clearance for $1.98 at CVS

This hits a little too close to home

It's It's thug ass brother, Fit! "You'll smoke too!"

I'll hold the damn flowers, but I'm not saying cheese.

Capturing the true nature of life

You've done f***ed up now!

My friend traveled all the way to Thailand to randomly find his doppelganger

More than just gay.

Trying to impress

Simple trick

Parking enforcement has not a single *** to spare

When you finally trim your downstairs region after 6 months of growing it out.

Tsa irl

Frequent Flyer Level: Expert

Haven't been married for more than ten minutes and already accepting my new role as a husband.

Let your mom know she forgot her thong last night

Recently moved +1000 miles from parents. Got this from my dad and laughed out loud. Really miss him.

This sign wasn’t lying