When you finally trim your downstairs region after 6 months of growing it out.

Tsa irl

Frequent Flyer Level: Expert

Haven't been married for more than ten minutes and already accepting my new role as a husband.

Let your mom know she forgot her thong last night

Recently moved +1000 miles from parents. Got this from my dad and laughed out loud. Really miss him.

This sign wasn’t lying

My friends carpenter saw nothing wrong with how he installed the closet doors.

Saw this on my way home from work.

Actual photo of me waiting for my daughter to finish her homework.

The only time you say NO to food...

ah ah ah

Calp yuor hnads

My dryer quit working and my boyfriend spent 4 hours taking it apart to find the problem. Looks like I am the problem, accidentally switched it to "no heat." And I also may be single now.

The old Taylor is dead

The lost son of Ryan Gosling and Steve Carell

Honestly not sure why but this gets me laughing every time I see it.

Expert in Pac Man

It's terminal

GOT LOST?

Find what you love and let it kill you

Selfie Time ^^

At least you laugh

This sign in Florida is great

I ate the clown, lol

Amateur

TotallyNotFBI.onion

Found something MUCH worse than ISIS

NANI!?

vrooooom

When not making baskets...

His majesty

Or perhaps Chayna?

the new iphone will automatically mace you if you shit post

4 days without a cigarette and a co-worker told me to "come back in a year" before I'm proud about it. Mark your calendars, Ladies and Gents.

"I'm going to make this house a little less full"

Bonesaw is ready... to break down gender norms and stereotypes

M-masaka

The face of true pain

Whoops

Goddammit Qadir

A tasty treat

A S S

when ppl downvote my memes

Autocats, roll out!

Save dem shoes

Hang in there!

Relatable

T H I C C

Ted Fieri

Memeta

Snek

This is Trevor Smith.

Petrol stations

10 years ago today I was in grade 10 and smoked a doobie during lunch. Didn't know it was photo day.

Easy

My mother made a Facebook account and this was her first message to me:

Old footballers vs. modern superstars

Darn oranges

the reaction of this dog is hilarious

The second best thing to come out of 9/11

So that's where they all are!

i recycled this from last year

Romantic

Shrekt

Going down a storm

I suppose the username fits perfectly

Turn the car - we're outta here...

Jet Fuel Steals Meme

Who will be the next victim ?

Relatable

Apple Watch

I tried to text "for f..k sakes" and it auto corrected to "four duck snakes" so I googled that...wasn't disappointed

I love adding stuff to my coworkers' notes.

When u wanna get high but u fancy

When Americans build their house

Grandma 2016 vs 2090

Dang it...

Need to take a break?

Don't come here you normie

Damm this iPhone faceID lock.

Bath time for chicken.

On a Boston T

iPhone X Home Button

Comedy gold

I was feeling good about myself, and then I had to go and have another fortune cookie

"Near Misses Throughout History"

Tom Haverford, the Ultimate wing man

Apparently Stewie Griffin works at my hospital....

California problems

CAAARRL

The vet did a perfect job capturing our animals personalities on their ID tags.

I hope they don't notice

I asked my dad to make me a wallpaper, this is what he sent me...

ａｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ　Ｓ　Ｈ　Ｅ　Ｌ　Ｄ　Ｏ　Ｒ

"Listen. You is kind. You is smart. You is important..."

They change so fast

Literature

This pic I took of my dog looks like a crime scene photo.

My girlfriend thought this was an accurate description of me. I'll have to explain to her when I see her later why she's wrong.