hello yes hi, I am borns now

This girl wins at life.

oh boi

Cremated

bro...

Crazy times

Anon is a rapist

go green

Smarties

My cat forgets to put her tongue away... A lot

Engineers and spellings...

When you're hungover but you still have to find the strength to murder children.

My dog looks like Shelley Duvall.

Floridians Shred Hurricane Aftermath

What happens when a man takes over the advice column

My daughter is fighting the man with dignity and grace... I've never been more proud.

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now comes...

The Architect had fun with this one

Today I watched the sun rise at the South Pole.

Puppy Push-Ups with my friend

I'm dead

"Looks like you hurt yourself pretty bad", I said to my Sister. "What?", she replied. "Those are some pretty large stitches on your knees, must have been painful"...

Why they always skip 9s?

A gentle reminder that you are disposable

This is my license plate. Thought some of you would like it.

This little guy is going to do great things for the world

The Bat Signal

They are though.

check mate

Potassium!!

Nice Job!

The local newspaper is kinda famous for its headlines

Somebody cawll an exorcist.

Alexa Jones

I dont want this to be an illusion

Saw this guy in traffic the other day

Meanwhile, in The Matrix

Tinder date triangle

A genius disguise

A dog being posed by a German soldier during the World War II

woke

come on out Kim Jong-un

At least we got memes

Strange Alliances in these dark days!

Fake news

There's always someone

Instructions on box were not clear

When you ran out of bird puns for the title.

Saw this at the front desk at a youth Hostel in Boston.

It's not just any biscuit....

Godammit

My daughter is unsure on how to proceed with her reading assignment

Adulting Level: Pro

Today's Doctor

Sliding like a pro

You're never too young to zombie

terrible meme.jpg

And I wasn't even drunk yet

Guy gets hit while at a red light, car totaled. 4 weeks later he gets a speeding ticket in the mail.

It's too strong!

I suddenly understand why everyone hates the reboot with horrifying clarity

dude is living that world

Anon is high as hell

I made this out of an old coffee table...

Relatable

Shit just got serious.

He was way ahead of his time

nothin personal

He can also start fires underwater

Be the change you want to see in the world

*laughs incomprehensibly*

The human skateboard stop-motion

best method

medicinal memes

Got bored at work

A jack of all trades

ayyy

Canada_irl

Please stop

Stop making them

check em

When you need something after a hard day of migration

fact

WRONG LEVER KRONK!

When employers require you to have 10YR work experience at the age of 22.

IT in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I would stand up and finally die

Perfect Click at Perfect time lmao

My local jiffy lube y'all

I work at a Canadian high school that hosts an annual country fair. This is USA's menu.

Your aunt was kind enough to make it for you So you're going to wear it

Know your bases!

One day we were king !

Denny's Twitter is the best thing ever.

No!! Even before you can ask.

eyeballs

My friend costume

anything 4 karma

And these blast points, too accurate...

Cause this is Thriller.. Thriller night..