Money & Gangsters

Drive Safely... or Graduate on Your Flipped Beetle.

Waxing prices and package names at local Salon

So hilarious, I couldn't resist to post it.

Anon is a murderer

This fanny pack...

Big dreams for big goals.

This lady brought in her laptop to get repaired today. The laptop was frozen on the lock screen. Absolute gold!

bote

He was yelling 'incoming' when I turned around to see this.

I turn now

Oh Poods

Neil Patrick Harris and Benedict Cumberbatch are Beavis and Butthead

Italian warning labels got no chill.

This is the height of all titles.

Out of nowhere this notification came up on my smartwatch and I realised I have wasted my life.

How to make yourself a mug of tea

My parents are touring China and spotted this very thoughtful sign...

Leo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp celebrate National Cheeseburger Day

Dammit, Joshua!

Son, let's learn how our ancestors behave

It's kind of a risk reward situation

Something doesn't add up ...

Al Bundy !

Soulmate

wake up

pupupupap

Just some dude skateboarding with his shoulder cat

I'm a traditional guy. I'll do it my way.

;-;

unodrito naplemente

Grills

My kitten Apollo coming out of hiding during his first day home.

Bestiary 7 : The Sun

hello yes hi, I am borns now

This girl wins at life.

oh boi

Cremated

bro...

Crazy times

Anon is a rapist

go green

Smarties

My cat forgets to put her tongue away... A lot

Engineers and spellings...

When you're hungover but you still have to find the strength to murder children.

My dog looks like Shelley Duvall.

Floridians Shred Hurricane Aftermath

What happens when a man takes over the advice column

My daughter is fighting the man with dignity and grace... I've never been more proud.

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now comes...

The Architect had fun with this one

Today I watched the sun rise at the South Pole.

Puppy Push-Ups with my friend

I'm dead

"Looks like you hurt yourself pretty bad", I said to my Sister. "What?", she replied. "Those are some pretty large stitches on your knees, must have been painful"...

Why they always skip 9s?

A gentle reminder that you are disposable

This is my license plate. Thought some of you would like it.

This little guy is going to do great things for the world

The Bat Signal

They are though.

check mate

Potassium!!

Nice Job!

The local newspaper is kinda famous for its headlines

Somebody cawll an exorcist.

Alexa Jones

I dont want this to be an illusion

Saw this guy in traffic the other day

Meanwhile, in The Matrix

Tinder date triangle

A genius disguise

A dog being posed by a German soldier during the World War II

woke

come on out Kim Jong-un

At least we got memes

Strange Alliances in these dark days!

Fake news

There's always someone

Instructions on box were not clear

When you ran out of bird puns for the title.

Saw this at the front desk at a youth Hostel in Boston.

It's not just any biscuit....

Godammit

My daughter is unsure on how to proceed with her reading assignment

Adulting Level: Pro

Today's Doctor

Sliding like a pro

You're never too young to zombie

terrible meme.jpg

And I wasn't even drunk yet

Guy gets hit while at a red light, car totaled. 4 weeks later he gets a speeding ticket in the mail.

It's too strong!

I suddenly understand why everyone hates the reboot with horrifying clarity

dude is living that world

Anon is high as hell

I made this out of an old coffee table...

Relatable

Shit just got serious.