Let's tattoo my 190k mile Trailblazer with 6 owners and a bad carfax on my arm.

Red Mustard

The train will be here in no time, you just wait.

600 pounds of thicc

Someone rigged this toilet paper dispenser to make it two ply

What are you doing!? Help meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Vader did nothing wrong

The rate of change is astonishing!

Mudskippers establish dominance by comparing who has the widest mouth.

trap?

This Top secure system in my workplace.

Revelation of Music

Amazon ships so fast, they go back in time!

Not the superhero we deserve

Banksy's book

O ol' musky

Words to live by.

How cold remedies work

Smooth recovery

Special Doggo

Best snapchat I've ever received.

He Wins without even playing !

What does it think??

They're dead

I may have caught the moment my dog realised we weren't going to the park

Math?

the older episodes were so relatable

I snuck this reminder on my wife’s phone...

New baby stroller

First time to the ocean, and this is what he does.

Of course

DRESDEN45!

chancla

Vintage copper tile... $1.44 per sq/ft.

I knew that the house we used to draw in kindergarten does exist.

Firefox found a hole in Windows.

You gotta do what cha gotta do

Cute..!

I think he's not

My wife sais all my shirts are the same color I had to prove her wrong

GET IT STARIGHT JERKS

"It's Always Sunny On Sesame Street."

Bad things are bad and people die when they are killed.

IT'S NOT TRUE

hdl wife material

This male model looks like he came straight out of a early 2000's video game.

CAUGHT YIU BRING STRIGHT

IT's over

Rough night out with the boys

Ya

Found this on my mother's fridge

Celebrity

Winter Resort

poor /a/nimeman

Boi u gon get it

This isn't really a problem

Have you heard of the high elves ?

I discovered my inner 12 year old today

No context

I don't think I will

This guy is going to get arrested for 17 murders he didn't commit.

My uncle broke his leg today. He said it didn't even hurt.

i don't mind

Anon finds old toys

The Office....never gets old.

mmhhhh

Woody tries to be one punch man

Nothing to see here. Just a cat installing an ATM skimmer.

Utah ski resort gets a 1 Star review from a guy in Los Angeles because the mountain was too difficult. They used the one star review to advertise what the mountain is best known for.

My Uncle says the guys stomach looks like Woody Harrelson

Found in my economy class

Was unable to pass this driver today.

Racist Facebook asked for a supporter to design them a new logo. It took 2 days for them to notice

Blind faith

Dammit Todd..

Cat don't gaf.

It was love at first sight.

Walking Dead-inspired Halloween decorations.

So apparently this happens when someone triple-parks in front of Walmart...

I recognize him from somewhere..

Hope that never happens

Photobomb level over 9000

do you think maybe hes compensating for something?

A truly horrible time

Maybe not the best name for a shop.

a real picture of Bored1

fkin too relatable stop

Looks like someone's having a shitty day...

Anon is American

Sex

The joke just writes itself at this point

Closest Thing

I'm fluent in at least 3 of them.

well... shit

It all started when the Rock stole a piece of rock

bob and vangene

I got bets on VPN

feelsbadman

sub to donald dank

NiBBa u gay ?