Customer said his transmission was shifting a little ruff, and that it made a howling sound when going into 3rd. Check and advise.

Who wants a manicure?!?!

18 years

sir... please

Bribing the UPS human

He's hiding from a nearby dog

tile

A rather rude Captcha

Omae wa mo Jizzeru

sounds like something the zodiac killer would say

Agreed

3 points

....Gotta try that

CLEANSE YOURSELF

Found a new name for my penis

facts

Bait

It's not wise to upset a wookiee

I just watched Robocop for the first time tonight and now I want this shirt. Because I DO remember.

Old mate Ryan Reynolds

Existential dating

State repainted the road in our town. Close enough.

This translation

ACTULY

But he was very smooth about it

Some things don't have to be taught.

Nani!?

Pure poetry.

always be prepared, they are everywhere

Welcome to our new friend

This joke is old but I still love it

Yearbook Goals.

I got carried away

Do the Math Dance!

You ain't even feminine

All my life I've been a vegetarian and I finally tried meat. This was my reaction.

Introverts much

♺♺♺

Dinner would be nice

What It Feels Like to Enter Adulthood.

Washington vs. Mix-A-Lot

Days Inn knows why people really use this sign

I’ve played enough video games to know how this works.

There was fresh catnip at the farmer's market last week.

Shout out to my brother for replacing a picture of Jesus at my parent's house with a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi as portrayed by Ewan McGregor. Three months and counting without them noticing.

Jake Gyllenhaal incorrectly holding dogs.

Some truth to this

Come together

How to film POV videos

This church by my house should REALLY reconsider this painting on the side of their building.

Anyone see that Key and Peele classroom skit?

The purest of poetry.

When six women wearing the same dress to a wedding aren't the bridesmaids. Awks!

Good Elon.

Still a lil shy

Damn Thots

Anon is a hero

Anon gets hacked

Ayudame

TRAIN-TANIC

Found in my kid's classroom. All the same lotion. Brilliant.

The smirk says it all

Picture I took whilst falling out of a tree.

God has deserted us

Let's tattoo my 190k mile Trailblazer with 6 owners and a bad carfax on my arm.

Red Mustard

The train will be here in no time, you just wait.

600 pounds of thicc

Someone rigged this toilet paper dispenser to make it two ply

What are you doing!? Help meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Vader did nothing wrong

The rate of change is astonishing!

Mudskippers establish dominance by comparing who has the widest mouth.

trap?

This Top secure system in my workplace.

Revelation of Music

Amazon ships so fast, they go back in time!

Not the superhero we deserve

Banksy's book

O ol' musky

Words to live by.

How cold remedies work

Smooth recovery

Special Doggo

Best snapchat I've ever received.

He Wins without even playing !

What does it think??

They're dead

I may have caught the moment my dog realised we weren't going to the park

Math?

the older episodes were so relatable

I snuck this reminder on my wife’s phone...

New baby stroller

First time to the ocean, and this is what he does.

Of course

DRESDEN45!

chancla

Vintage copper tile... $1.44 per sq/ft.

I knew that the house we used to draw in kindergarten does exist.

Firefox found a hole in Windows.